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The brainrot was better 20 years ago, AI is yet to beat this

Today marks 18 years that they've been TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD! -GARD! -GARD! -GARD! -GARD!



This is how I dress when I post

joshcarlosjosh's tweet image. This is how I dress when I post

This is how I dress when I post

mcgillmd921's tweet image. This is how I dress when I post


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define ‘the big 3’



Howard Shore's masterpiece of a score turns nine dudes and a pony walking into the very definition of 'iconic'

define ‘iconic’



Elrond when he catches Strider staring at Arwen:

joshcarlosjosh's tweet image. Elrond when he catches Strider staring at Arwen:

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define ‘the big 3’



whoever prayed for my downfall pray harder next time

joshcarlosjosh's tweet image. whoever prayed for my downfall pray harder next time

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Someone gave my daughter a literal potato tonight. I ain’t even mad

the_real_clong's tweet image. Someone gave my daughter a literal potato tonight. 

I ain’t even mad


Josh RR Jokien a reposté

○ buying books because you love reading ○ buying books to support artists ◉ buying books to feel something, then hoarding them like a dragon guarding its unread treasure.


it was the trick of times, it was the treat of times


but they were, all of them, tricked, for another treat was made


Annual PSA to watch out for the Return of the King-sized candy bars:

PARENTS, please check your kids candy this Halloween. I just found the Army of the Dead—murderers, traitors who believe in nothing and answer to no-one—in my son's candy bar. Some real sick people out there.

joshcarlosjosh's tweet image. PARENTS, please check your kids candy this Halloween. I just found the Army of the Dead—murderers, traitors who believe in nothing and answer to no-one—in my son's candy bar. Some real sick people out there.


when your spouse asks if you purchased the new book that just arrived in the mail before reading any of the books in your pile of unread books:


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Ur done buddy. I do witchcraft. Ur done for



"I wish it need not have happened in my time" so do all who live to see such times, big dog


your boss trying to wake you up after you dozed off at your desk because you watched all 18 innings of last night's world series game:

joshcarlosjosh's tweet image. your boss trying to wake you up after you dozed off at your desk because you watched all 18 innings of last night's world series game:

remembering the start of this 18-inning world series game:

joshcarlosjosh's tweet image. remembering the start of this 18-inning world series game:

reading the cask of amontillado and being entombed alive as I cry "for the love of God, Montresor!"

OH MY GOD...this trend is wild😭



The Hobbit where everything is the same but the Eagles arrive at the Battle of the Five Armies carrying sharks to drop on the Orc army like torpedoes:

In case you’ve never seen an eagle flying with a shark before.



Yikes, unfollowing now. Was a big fan of his work as chief of the Istari and leader of the White Council, did not realize he had abandoned reason for madness and allied himself with the Dark Lord Sauron.


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