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Oh the weather outside is frightful But the fire is so...well, also frightful And since we've no place to go Fly, you fools, fly, you fools, fly, you fools!

joshcarlosjosh's tweet image. Oh the weather outside is frightful

But the fire is so...well, also frightful

And since we've no place to go

Fly, you fools, fly, you fools, fly, you fools!
joshcarlosjosh's tweet image. Oh the weather outside is frightful

But the fire is so...well, also frightful

And since we've no place to go

Fly, you fools, fly, you fools, fly, you fools!

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fact.

The Lord of the Rings is a Christmas movie



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The Lord of the Rings is a Christmas movie



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latest visit by the pope and patriarch to nicea ended centuries' old dispute over the matter, once again turkish diplomacy saves the day #sorrynotsorry

die hard was originally a pagan festival film before becoming a christmas film following extensive rewrites at the film festival of nicaea



being a hobbit is wild because 99% of the time I look like this and the 1% I look like my pinned tweet

joshcarlosjosh's tweet image. being a hobbit is wild because 99% of the time I look like this and the 1% I look like my pinned tweet

the look on my face as I reply to every email for the next month with "let's circle back on this in the new year"

joshcarlosjosh's tweet image. the look on my face as I reply to every email for the next month with "let's circle back on this in the new year"

GANDALF: Can you see anything? FRODO: There's nothing…Wait. There are markings. It's some form of Elvish. I can't read it. GANDALF: There are few who can. The language is that of Mordor, which I will not utter here. In the common tongue it says, "Light the lamp, not the rat."


"check my bio" "1% I look like my pinned tweet" "how do I fit this in my header" "my bio says"

joshcarlosjosh's tweet image. "check my bio" "1% I look like my pinned tweet" "how do I fit this in my header" "my bio says"

letting this continue would be a recipe for disaster. suspect should be charged with a-salt and butter-y


Fix your sleep permanently using this: • Sleep at 8:00PM → Wake up one morning from uneasy dreams and find yourself transformed in your bed into a gigantic insect

Fix your sleep permanently using this: • Sleep at 8:00PM → Wake up at 3:30AM • Sleep at 8:30PM → Wake up at 4:00AM • Sleep at 9:00PM → Wake up at 4:30AM • Sleep at 9:30PM → Wake up at 5:00AM • Sleep at 10:00PM → Wake up at 5:30AM • Sleep at 10:30PM → Wake up at…



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i will marry a lover boy who's insanely and unapologetically obsessed with me. y'all can keep nonchalant men.



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Fighting for my life rn because this was me before we even ate 😭

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when you're passed out on the couch after eating turkey and loads of carbs and someone's trying to tell you it's time for pie:

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Spider-man at the Thanksgiving parade

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