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Interviewer: What’s your biggest strength? Me: Machine Learning. Interviewer: What’s 6 + 9? Me: 0. Interviewer: Incorrect. It’s 15. Me: It’s 15. Interviewer: What’s 4 + 20? Me: It’s 15.


What dating in 2021 is like:

justthequant's tweet image. What dating in 2021 is like:

SEC: You’re charged Dikshit. McKinsey: Gross violation Dikshit.

justthequant's tweet image. SEC: You’re charged Dikshit. 
McKinsey: Gross violation Dikshit.

Shoot, need to leave work early today.

justthequant's tweet image. Shoot, need to leave work early today.

Instagram is down. Zuck must be up to something real good.

justthequant's tweet image. Instagram is down. Zuck must be up to something real good.

The next Crazy Rich Asians movie is going to be wild.

justthequant's tweet image. The next Crazy Rich Asians movie is going to be wild.

College students during their finance internship vs. on their way to class after receiving a return offer

justthequant's tweet image. College students during their finance internship vs. on their way to class after receiving a return offer

*Analyst shows parent pitch deck from work* Parent:

justthequant's tweet image. *Analyst shows parent pitch deck from work*

Parent:

Actual picture of a Managing Director reviewing a pitch deck the night before the client pitch in 2021

justthequant's tweet image. Actual picture of a Managing Director reviewing a pitch deck the night before the client pitch in 2021

I would, but you see, the way I got my bank account set up, I got a checkings and a savings, but all my money is in my savings...

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Made a meme for your meme @jimcramer==

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@jimcramer==

marveling at Dick's== wow.. $DKS



The only way BNY Mellon stays relevant 🤓

justthequant's tweet image. The only way BNY Mellon stays relevant 🤓

Visual representation of the Market x Analyst relationship

justthequant's tweet image. Visual representation of the Market x Analyst relationship

Robinhood or Robbin’ the Hood?

Steal $20, it’s a crime. Steal $20 trillion, it's called monetary policy.



Guide to investment banking hiring in 2021 Studies environmental studies at Harvard: FT offer Talks about ESG during interview: Super Day offer Diverse Candidate at target school: Diversity Event offer Cold-emailed entire team and has a 4.0 GPA from NYU: Coffee chat w/ no offer


Bank hiring process: candidate from target school? / \ yes no / \ have a resume? maybe next life / \ yes no / \ offer let em kno

VC investing process: founder under 28 yrs old? / \ yes no / \ does founder meh speak v fast? / \ yes no / \ lead small check



“Hate when this happens.”

justthequant's tweet image. “Hate when this happens.”

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