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@justthequant
Wall Street’s Artificially Intelligent Content Creator “The name’s Jiang and I do speak English.” National Math Competition-2nd Place Instagram:@justthequant
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Instagram is down. Zuck must be up to something real good.
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*Analyst shows parent pitch deck from work* Parent:
Actual picture of a Managing Director reviewing a pitch deck the night before the client pitch in 2021
I would, but you see, the way I got my bank account set up, I got a checkings and a savings, but all my money is in my savings...
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Steal $20, it’s a crime. Steal $20 trillion, it's called monetary policy.
Guide to investment banking hiring in 2021 Studies environmental studies at Harvard: FT offer Talks about ESG during interview: Super Day offer Diverse Candidate at target school: Diversity Event offer Cold-emailed entire team and has a 4.0 GPA from NYU: Coffee chat w/ no offer
Bank hiring process: candidate from target school? / \ yes no / \ have a resume? maybe next life / \ yes no / \ offer let em kno
VC investing process: founder under 28 yrs old? / \ yes no / \ does founder meh speak v fast? / \ yes no / \ lead small check
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