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Michael Driscoll

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Society collapses without laws.

Police: Man arrested after putting soda in water cup at McDonald's 7ny.tv/1QoyjHH

ABC7NY's tweet image. Police: Man arrested after putting soda in water cup at McDonald's 7ny.tv/1QoyjHH


There’s nothing sports writers like writing about more than “chaos.” It’s chaos heading into the day before MLB playoffs. It’s chaos this week in college football, as big matchups will mean big moves. Really? So teams are gonna play and then rankings are gonna change. got it.


The byline on the Times obit is shared by a reporter who hasn’t written for the paper since 1978. The article has been taken care of for the better part of five decades. nytimes.com/2024/12/29/us/… via @NYTimes


Got a little toothpaste back in the tube this morning so, take that, bromides.


Gonna teach the 6-year-old about italics today. #soproud


But they’re gaining on him?

Two-time National Champion QB Stetson Bennett IV is currently older than 16 NFL QBs trib.al/lLYcPqN



We've been lied to for decades by a Charlie Brown-led misinformation campaign.

So the second time she actually held the ball well but Charlie Brown blew it.



It's official: All the world is rooting for the Astros.

Every time a Philadelphia baseball team wins a World Series—1929, 1980, 2008—an economic crisis follows. (OK, OK, I wrote this just for fun. The Astros can't sneer too much anyway since their ballpark used to be called Enron Field) wsj.com/articles/phila… via @WSJ



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One of my favorite annual traditions is to tune in to WFAN New York sports radio the day after the Yankees are eliminated from the playoffs to experience the hand-wringing/rending-of-garments in all its glory. Never disappoints.


The Decline of Western Civilization Part IV: The Venmo Years

"The 'buy a bride a drink' sign on the back of her group’s car prompted another driver to Venmo the bride a penny and tell her to get out of the left lane." Amazing ahed by @juliaccarpenter on bachelorette parties looking for crowdfunding: wsj.com/articles/venmo…



I like the colors and placement, but this seismic move on WSJ.com data display is going to take some getting used to. @BillPowerWSJ, I miss the points move! But I'm guessing that was thoroughly discussed.

michaeldrisc's tweet image. I like the colors and placement, but this seismic move on WSJ.com data display is going to take some getting used to.

@BillPowerWSJ, I miss the points move! But I'm guessing that was thoroughly discussed.

Headline contest: Not a Vegetarian After All Actually maybe better as a subhed


At mall today, 6 yo asked which “gate” the theater was at. Because airports have evolved into malls with stricter security.


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The fastest times ever recorded in each Triple Crown race: Kentucky Derby: Secretariat, 1:59 2/5 Preakness Stakes: Secretariat, 1:53 Belmont Stakes: Secretariat, 2:24 Are you not entertained?

Super70sSports's tweet image. The fastest times ever recorded in each Triple Crown race:

Kentucky Derby: Secretariat, 1:59 2/5

Preakness Stakes: Secretariat, 1:53

Belmont Stakes: Secretariat, 2:24

Are you not entertained?

Told my 5-year-old that this week was the Home Run Derby. He asked, reasonably, if that's where players ride around on horses while trying to hit the baseball.


The @WSJ's fantastic obituary writer @JamesRHagerty is getting ahead of himself.

Looking for a DIY project? Try making your own coffin. “We just had so much fun.” wsj.com/articles/diy-c… via @WSJ



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