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Joanna Borns

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Writer / Producer. [email protected]

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love 2 order girl scout cookies

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I wrote some helpful nutrition advice

"Of course you can still eat other things you enjoy like fruits, pastas, and even brownies. As long as those fruits, pastas, and brownies are made from a slurry of broken-down animal parts and molded into the shapes of those respective foods." mcsweeneys.net/articles/you-d…



Just chugged buncha seed oil


I'm on bluesky. Idk


Did it hurt? When Moo Deng bit you?


Is it bad that the guy making my chipotle called me a "trooper" because of my order?


I have a very particular set of skills. (Seeing food spilled on the sidewalk and knowing with 100% certainty when it's Chipotle)


I love being in a loud restaurant with bad acoustics because you can say "yum yum yum" out loud and no one will hear you.


I just saw a woman walking down the street with green hair and a black and white striped shirt. Was she going for Beetlejuice or did she have no idea? It kills me that I will never know.


I help my community all the time. I hit one spotted lantern fly with my car.


A chicken? Oh, you mean egg mommy.


After a day at the beach I expect to look like a sexy, windswept swimsuit model but I just look like someone who went through a difficult experience.


The Seine? Ohhhhh you mean Poop River.


Been getting a lot of mileage out of the barf emoji lately


Today I heard a gen Z say "like studio 54 in the 80s" and it was a stark reminder that younger generations weren't forced to get a cultural education from VH1 at 11 years old.


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"Let’s get down to the facts. Four out of five doctors think that you’re repulsive." mcsweeneys.net/articles/intro…


Ok but who remembers the 2011 nyc earthquake


Came back to this godforsaken place just to say earthquake


Is the dress rehearsal for my adult ballet recital the right place to start eating a chicken enchilada burrito from Taco Bell


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