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Training for life and training pain free requires a shift from the mindset of the typical fitness paradigm. My training is ever evolving thanks to #functionalpatterns


No more heavy lifting for me. After playing college football, my body suffered tremendously. I had to figure out how to rehabilitate my body so I could live freely in my body. I found functional patterns. This is an example of how I train. #functionalpatterns


Had some pent up energy/anger today. I don’t exercise often but when I do it is full body rotational #functionalpatterns


Is this what you look like after your workouts? #functionalpatterns

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The first martial arts academy on chain?! Thank you, wizard! @toadgod1017 #jiujitsu #MMA #functionalpatterns

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#jiujitsu 
#MMA 
#functionalpatterns

My latest article on Functional Patterns linked below just released. Defying Time: The Psychology of Aging and the Promise of Anti-Aging Supplements #functionalpatterns

nick_gaasvig's tweet image. My latest article on Functional Patterns linked below just released.

Defying Time: The Psychology of Aging and the Promise of Anti-Aging Supplements

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1st day back at it in 2024. I will be posting my progress this year. #functionalpatterns

nilelundgren's tweet image. 1st day back at it in 2024.  

I will be posting my progress this year.

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After a convo on discord @toddbyrne shared the importance of sprints in the #functionalpatterns protocol so I guess this marks day 1; cold exposure followed by interval sprints.

rboinboin's tweet image. After a convo on discord @toddbyrne shared the importance of sprints in the #functionalpatterns protocol so I guess this marks day 1; cold exposure followed by interval sprints.

Big news! I’ve been accepted into the Functional Patterns Human Foundations Course in London, Feb 2026! 🇬🇧 Excited to learn how to help people overcome chronic pain by restoring proper biomechanics. Movement = medicine. Let’s go. 💥 #FunctionalPatterns #Biomechanics


Training for life and training pain free requires a shift from the mindset of the typical fitness paradigm. My training is ever evolving thanks to #functionalpatterns


Doing leg presses is a bad idea. Doing them in a blue lit gym even worse. Standing, walking, sprinting, throwing -are our primal patterns. Lose ability of any aging increases and bad things happen. Check out #functionalpatterns and keep the walker in the closet


At first, monads seem confusing. But they’re just a design pattern for chaining operations with context. Like promises in JavaScript or options in Rust. Once grasped, they make complex logic feel natural. @monad #FunctionalPatterns #MonadDesign #CodeSmart #FPInPractice

devit599's tweet image. At first, monads seem confusing. But they’re just a design pattern for chaining operations with context. Like promises in JavaScript or options in Rust. Once grasped, they make complex logic feel natural. @monad #FunctionalPatterns #MonadDesign #CodeSmart #FPInPractice

Async code often turns messy fast. But with monads like Promise or Task, you sequence logic cleanly. Monads abstract control flow and help manage effects, so you can stay focused on what matters. #AsyncMonads #CleanAsync #FunctionalPatterns #DevEfficiency


Ever used flatMap? Then you’ve used a monad. They’re just composable containers with context-aware behavior. Clean, elegant, and safe. Don’t overthink it start coding and the clarity comes. #FlatMapFun #MonadsInDisguise #FunctionalPatterns #CodeBetter


Monads let you write cleaner, safer code. Instead of cluttering functions with checks and control flow, wrap your data in monads and compose operations. It’s functional elegance in action. Once you understand the pattern, #CodeBetter #MonadsInFP #FunctionalPatterns #DevTools


Think of a monad as a promise to structure your code consistently. Whether it’s dealing with nulls, errors, or async ops, monads give you tools to build predictable pipelines. Not scary. Just powerful. #FunctionalPatterns #MonadsInRealLife #DevSkills #CodeWithConfidence


Dysfunctional mechanotransduction, most important and least attention. #functionalpatterns


Rotate baby. Contralateral movement has been game changing for me. No stretching, injury and pain super rare, strong, fast, powerful Respects the basics of walking & running Be more human #functionalpatterns


Follow my journey as I work on improving mobility and function despite MS challenges. #FunctionalPatterns #PostureCorrection #MobilityTraining


HOW TO PAY FOR MY PERSONAL TRAINING SERVICES! Step 1: Buying Bitcoin on Coinbase Step 2: Transfer Bitcoin to My Wallet #functionalpatterns #bitcoin #fitness #personaltraining #virtualtraining


I do @functionalpatterns for the results, the techniques, the community, and the functional value systems. No other system has the full package. Prove me wrong. • #functionalpatterns


Not all movement is medicine. The way you move can either build you up or break you down. If your training is creating maladaptations—making you less efficient, more injury-prone, fatigued, or even hurting your immunity—you’re moving incorrectly. #functionalpatterns


After a convo on discord @toddbyrne shared the importance of sprints in the #functionalpatterns protocol so I guess this marks day 1; cold exposure followed by interval sprints.

rboinboin's tweet image. After a convo on discord @toddbyrne shared the importance of sprints in the #functionalpatterns protocol so I guess this marks day 1; cold exposure followed by interval sprints.

TAKE POSTURE PHOTOS! • Then sign up for your first month of virtual group classes for only $50! • Commit to 8 classes (2x/week)! • Take another set of posture photos. • What would you look like if you just stuck with it? • Stay consistent. Don't quit. • #functionalpatterns


Some progress in standing posture. Getting rid of calcification brought upon by traditional weightlifting and yoga isn’t easy. @functionalpatterns is the only system out there actually getting people results that last. #functionalpatterns #weightlifting #tuneintotheboring #yoga

rodney_acero's tweet image. Some progress in standing posture. Getting rid of calcification brought upon by traditional weightlifting and yoga isn’t easy. @functionalpatterns is the only system out there actually getting people results that last. 
#functionalpatterns #weightlifting #tuneintotheboring #yoga

"IABL and external rotation is ok because we don't actually use the gait, we just play with toys" #WOATA #functionalpatterns

MovementObserve's tweet image. "IABL and external rotation is ok because we don't actually use the gait, we just play with toys"

#WOATA #functionalpatterns

Gonna post bullshit pages’ new years’ resolutions over the next few days. Here’s #functionalpatterns

AlexisMLeveille's tweet image. Gonna post bullshit pages’ new years’ resolutions over the next few days. Here’s #functionalpatterns

Decompression gains. All pictures all relaxed without any cueing. Stop waiting, if you want to feel better visit functionalpatterns.com to check out the 10 week online course, and find a practitioner near you. #functionalpatterns #makehumansfunctionalagain #tuneintotheboring

rodney_acero's tweet image. Decompression gains. All pictures all relaxed without any cueing.
Stop waiting, if you want to feel better visit functionalpatterns.com to check out the 10 week online course, and find a practitioner near you.

#functionalpatterns #makehumansfunctionalagain #tuneintotheboring
rodney_acero's tweet image. Decompression gains. All pictures all relaxed without any cueing.
Stop waiting, if you want to feel better visit functionalpatterns.com to check out the 10 week online course, and find a practitioner near you.

#functionalpatterns #makehumansfunctionalagain #tuneintotheboring
rodney_acero's tweet image. Decompression gains. All pictures all relaxed without any cueing.
Stop waiting, if you want to feel better visit functionalpatterns.com to check out the 10 week online course, and find a practitioner near you.

#functionalpatterns #makehumansfunctionalagain #tuneintotheboring

We value recovery MORE than we do training. #functionalpatterns

Coach_Greyson's tweet image. We value recovery MORE than we do training.

#functionalpatterns

The first martial arts academy on chain?! Thank you, wizard! @toadgod1017 #jiujitsu #MMA #functionalpatterns

MessyyPlayer's tweet image. The first martial arts academy on chain?!  Thank you, wizard!  @toadgod1017 

#jiujitsu 
#MMA 
#functionalpatterns

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