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LGGSComputing's profile picture. Computing and Business Department at Lancaster Girls' Grammar School, UK
LGGS Computing and Business
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٢١ يونيو ٢٠١٨ م

We love football and we love SQL so it’s definitely worth sharing this #sqljokes #squad #son

LGGSComputing's tweet image. We love football and we love SQL so it’s definitely worth sharing this #sqljokes #squad #son
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DwinTheStoic's profile picture. Get tickets to the #MOBTour on https://t.co/RG90dDMrEk | Art (ist) 🧡 | @wearestclaire | Mgmt: hello@stclairerecords.com
Dwin, The Stoic
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١٣ نوفمبر ٢٠١٥ م

I want kiss you in places that make your eyes roll back like a database. #SQLJokes

DwinTheStoic's tweet image. I want kiss you in places that make your eyes roll back like a database. #SQLJokes
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١ أبريل ٢٠٢١ م

I will start using Right Join. That guy is lonely. #SQLJokes

Mazi_Obinna's tweet image. I will start using Right Join. That guy is lonely. #SQLJokes
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redgate's profile picture. Redgate creates ingeniously simple software to help data professionals get the most value out of any database, anywhere, through end-to-end Database DevOps.
Redgate Software
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٢٤ ديسمبر ٢٠١٦ م

#SQLfamily got any festive #SQL puns or jokes? Let's hear them! #SQLjokes

redgate's tweet image. #SQLfamily got any festive #SQL puns or jokes? Let's hear them! #SQLjokes
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٢٤ مايو ٢٠١٥ م

RT randyklittle: When DBA's get bored. #indiedev #sqljokes (via TheIndieSloth)

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sadiestlawrence's profile picture. I enjoy creating the future. Currently building @hmcinstitute
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١٤ فبراير ٢٠٢٣ م

Happy Valentines Day my friends! Hope you spread some love and a little laughter today 💖 #valentinesday2023 #SQLjokes #datalove #sql

sadiestlawrence's tweet image. Happy Valentines Day my friends! Hope you spread some love and a little laughter today 💖 #valentinesday2023 #SQLjokes #datalove #sql
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WhiteWayPDX's profile picture. Current Businessman 👔 Former '17 UO Track and Field Athlete 🐥 A look into my paradise 🌤😌
Austin White
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٨ مارس ٢٠١٧ م

"Does anyone know what the relationship 'ISA' pertains to in our database?" Me: ISA knife... #SQLJokes

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٢٧ مايو ٢٠١٥ م

RT randyklittle: OK maybe now I'm taking this a bit too far. #sqljokes #indiedev (via TheIndieSloth)

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yoav_la's profile picture. Passionate about #Data and #Analytics. #BW4HANA and #SAPAnalyticsCloud certified. When data represents the truth, Analytics becomes successful
yoav Yahav
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١٧ ديسمبر ٢٠٢٠ م

No a bad way to start the day... #SQLjokes

yoav_la's tweet image. No a bad way to start the day... #SQLjokes
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bobbydbobster's profile picture. Dr. Bobby Boucher, PhD in H2O. All takes are evidence based.
Dr. Bobby Boucher
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١ فبراير ٢٠٢٢ م

I guess 50 Cent is either rich already, or still trying. #sql #sqljokes #jokes Shout out to @DataCamp for providing a solid course and practice problems.

bobbydbobster's tweet image. I guess 50 Cent is either rich already, or still trying. #sql #sqljokes #jokes Shout out to @DataCamp for providing a solid course and practice problems.
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SQLSoldier's profile picture. Senior SQL Server Software Engineer at Global Relay............. Certified Master: SQL Server... MVP... Poker player... Ordained Pastafarian... Native American
Robert L Davis
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٣١ يناير ٢٠١٤ م

Got a long deployment this weekend? Be prepared with I.T. Depends. #SQLJokes twitpic.com/dtzt9u

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Jaek_Dev's profile picture. Full-stack dev · Vue, NestJS, Laravel, Mezzio · TS · PHP MySQL · Postgres · MongoDB · SQLite Exploring Web3 & smart contracts
0xJaek
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١٤ نوفمبرم

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?" 🍻🤣 #SQLJokes #DatabaseHumor

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Jaek_Dev's profile picture. Full-stack dev · Vue, NestJS, Laravel, Mezzio · TS · PHP MySQL · Postgres · MongoDB · SQLite Exploring Web3 & smart contracts
0xJaek
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١٣ نوفمبرم

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Mind if I join you?" 🍻 #SQLJokes #DatabaseHumor

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LearnSQLcom's profile picture. https://t.co/w0iZMBvEmH delivers you the most efficient way to learn SQL. Start for free today! https://t.co/TBQYvdCsTz
LearnSQL.com
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٥ نوفمبرم

#SQLmeme: - How do you organize a party in SQL? - Yout SELECT a table and JOIN it! #databasehumor #sqljokes #relationaldatabases #programminghumor

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LearnSQLcom's profile picture. https://t.co/w0iZMBvEmH delivers you the most efficient way to learn SQL. Start for free today! https://t.co/TBQYvdCsTz
LearnSQL.com
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١٦ أكتوبر ٢٠٢٤ م

#SQLmeme: - Why did the SQL query break up with the database? - Because it couldn’t handle the relationships😆💔 #databasehumor #sqljokes #relationaldatabases #programminghumor

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thewebscaledba's profile picture. Visionary Database Infrastructure Pioneer | 20+ Years Architecting Planet-Scale, Microsecond-Latency OLAP/OLTP/HTAP/DBaaS Platforms | Serial Founder & Investor
Shiv Iyer
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١١ يوليو ٢٠٢٤ م

If adding indexes was the only fast move to make queries faster, then why worry about transaction isolation, concurrency, and scalability? Just slap an index on it and chill! 😂 #DatabaseEngineering #SQLJokes #IndexesForDays #TechHumor #DBAProblems #SQLTips #DBATips

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walkoverltd's profile picture. We build. We break. We fix. We repeat. AI + Telecom I Innovating how businesses connect & grow 25+ products I Billions of SMS processed I Infinite ideas
Walkover
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٦ يناير ٢٠٢٤ م

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables, and asks, 'Can I join you?' #SQLJokes

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١٧ سبتمبر ٢٠٢٣ م

Why was the SQL query so confident at the job interview? Because it knew how to 'SELECT' the right words! 💼📊 #SQLJokes #TechInterview #ProgrammingHumor

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Lakshya Tyagi
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٧ سبتمبر ٢٠٢٣ م

Why don't databases make good comedians? Because they always have trouble with their 'table' humor! 😄 #SQLJokes #DatabaseComedy

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٧ سبتمبر ٢٠٢٣ م

Why did the database go to therapy? Because it had too many relations that were not working! 😅😄 #SQL #sqljokes #database #relationship #rela

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Daksh
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٣ سبتمبر ٢٠٢٣ م

Why did the SQL database and the NoSQL database break up? Because SQL wanted a structured relationship, but NoSQL said, "I'm all about that flexible, open relationship status!" #DatabaseBreakup #SQLJokes #DatabaseHumor #TechComedy #ProgrammingLaughs #GeekyHumor

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٢٢ أبريل ٢٠١٦ م

@meowmeownownow @Ltrademark yo mama's so fat I tried to DROP TABLE Yo_Mama but my servers crashed #SQLjokes

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LGGSComputing's profile picture. Computing and Business Department at Lancaster Girls' Grammar School, UK
LGGS Computing and Business
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٢١ يونيو ٢٠١٨ م

We love football and we love SQL so it’s definitely worth sharing this #sqljokes #squad #son

LGGSComputing's tweet image. We love football and we love SQL so it’s definitely worth sharing this #sqljokes #squad #son
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Mazi_Obinna's profile picture. Data Science | 2x AWS Certified 👨🏽‍💻 | Computer Science @uopeople |Basketball ⛹🏾‍♂️| Igbo
Ogbuefi 💯
 @Mazi_Obinna
١ أبريل ٢٠٢١ م

I will start using Right Join. That guy is lonely. #SQLJokes

Mazi_Obinna's tweet image. I will start using Right Join. That guy is lonely. #SQLJokes
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DwinTheStoic's profile picture. Get tickets to the #MOBTour on https://t.co/RG90dDMrEk | Art (ist) 🧡 | @wearestclaire | Mgmt: hello@stclairerecords.com
Dwin, The Stoic
 @DwinTheStoic
١٣ نوفمبر ٢٠١٥ م

I want kiss you in places that make your eyes roll back like a database. #SQLJokes

DwinTheStoic's tweet image. I want kiss you in places that make your eyes roll back like a database. #SQLJokes
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redgate's profile picture. Redgate creates ingeniously simple software to help data professionals get the most value out of any database, anywhere, through end-to-end Database DevOps.
Redgate Software
 @redgate
٢٤ ديسمبر ٢٠١٦ م

#SQLfamily got any festive #SQL puns or jokes? Let's hear them! #SQLjokes

redgate's tweet image. #SQLfamily got any festive #SQL puns or jokes? Let's hear them! #SQLjokes
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WhiteWayPDX's profile picture. Current Businessman 👔 Former '17 UO Track and Field Athlete 🐥 A look into my paradise 🌤😌
Austin White
 @WhiteWayPDX
٨ مارس ٢٠١٧ م

"Does anyone know what the relationship 'ISA' pertains to in our database?" Me: ISA knife... #SQLJokes

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FlappyTeam's profile picture. Two players, one device! You will never flap alone.
Flappy Team
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٢٤ مايو ٢٠١٥ م

RT randyklittle: When DBA's get bored. #indiedev #sqljokes (via TheIndieSloth)

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Warren Foxley
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٩ مارس ٢٠١٧ م

@devconfza - credit goes to @xkcdComic. But little bobby drop tables is awesome #SQLJokes #DevConf

WarrenFoxley's tweet image. @devconfza - credit goes to @xkcdComic. But little bobby drop tables is awesome #SQLJokes #DevConf
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yoav_la's profile picture. Passionate about #Data and #Analytics. #BW4HANA and #SAPAnalyticsCloud certified. When data represents the truth, Analytics becomes successful
yoav Yahav
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١٧ ديسمبر ٢٠٢٠ م

No a bad way to start the day... #SQLjokes

yoav_la's tweet image. No a bad way to start the day... #SQLjokes
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FlappyTeam's profile picture. Two players, one device! You will never flap alone.
Flappy Team
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٢٧ مايو ٢٠١٥ م

RT randyklittle: OK maybe now I'm taking this a bit too far. #sqljokes #indiedev (via TheIndieSloth)

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sadiestlawrence's profile picture. I enjoy creating the future. Currently building @hmcinstitute
Sadie St Lawrence
@sadiestlawrence
١٤ فبراير ٢٠٢٣ م

Happy Valentines Day my friends! Hope you spread some love and a little laughter today 💖 #valentinesday2023 #SQLjokes #datalove #sql

sadiestlawrence's tweet image. Happy Valentines Day my friends! Hope you spread some love and a little laughter today 💖 #valentinesday2023 #SQLjokes #datalove #sql
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