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#sqljokes search results

LGGSComputing's profile picture. Computing and Business Department at Lancaster Girls' Grammar School, UK
LGGS Computing and Business
 @LGGSComputing
Jun 21, 2018

We love football and we love SQL so it’s definitely worth sharing this #sqljokes #squad #son

LGGSComputing's tweet image. We love football and we love SQL so it’s definitely worth sharing this #sqljokes #squad #son
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Daniel Scullion
 @Dscullion_
Apr 15, 2016

Best thing I have seen all day #SqlJokes

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DwinTheStoic's profile picture. Get tickets to the #MOBTour on https://t.co/RG90dDMrEk | Art (ist) 🧡 | @wearestclaire | Mgmt: hello@stclairerecords.com
Dwin, The Stoic
 @DwinTheStoic
Nov 13, 2015

I want kiss you in places that make your eyes roll back like a database. #SQLJokes

DwinTheStoic's tweet image. I want kiss you in places that make your eyes roll back like a database. #SQLJokes
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Mazi_Obinna's profile picture. Data Science | 2x AWS Certified 👨🏽‍💻 | Computer Science @uopeople |Basketball ⛹🏾‍♂️| Igbo
Ogbuefi 💯
 @Mazi_Obinna
Apr 1, 2021

I will start using Right Join. That guy is lonely. #SQLJokes

Mazi_Obinna's tweet image. I will start using Right Join. That guy is lonely. #SQLJokes
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redgate's profile picture. Redgate creates ingeniously simple software to help data professionals get the most value out of any database, anywhere, through end-to-end Database DevOps.
Redgate Software
 @redgate
Dec 24, 2016

#SQLfamily got any festive #SQL puns or jokes? Let's hear them! #SQLjokes

redgate's tweet image. #SQLfamily got any festive #SQL puns or jokes? Let's hear them! #SQLjokes
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FlappyTeam's profile picture. Two players, one device! You will never flap alone.
Flappy Team
 @FlappyTeam
May 24, 2015

RT randyklittle: When DBA's get bored. #indiedev #sqljokes (via TheIndieSloth)

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sadiestlawrence's profile picture. I enjoy creating the future. Currently building @hmcinstitute
Sadie St Lawrence
@sadiestlawrence
Feb 14, 2023

Happy Valentines Day my friends! Hope you spread some love and a little laughter today 💖 #valentinesday2023 #SQLjokes #datalove #sql

sadiestlawrence's tweet image. Happy Valentines Day my friends! Hope you spread some love and a little laughter today 💖 #valentinesday2023 #SQLjokes #datalove #sql
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WhiteWayPDX's profile picture. Current Businessman 👔 Former '17 UO Track and Field Athlete 🐥 A look into my paradise 🌤😌
Austin White
 @WhiteWayPDX
Mar 8, 2017

"Does anyone know what the relationship 'ISA' pertains to in our database?" Me: ISA knife... #SQLJokes

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yoav_la's profile picture. Passionate about #Data and #Analytics. #BW4HANA and #SAPAnalyticsCloud certified. When data represents the truth, Analytics becomes successful
yoav Yahav
 @yoav_la
Dec 17, 2020

No a bad way to start the day... #SQLjokes

yoav_la's tweet image. No a bad way to start the day... #SQLjokes
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FlappyTeam's profile picture. Two players, one device! You will never flap alone.
Flappy Team
 @FlappyTeam
May 27, 2015

RT randyklittle: OK maybe now I'm taking this a bit too far. #sqljokes #indiedev (via TheIndieSloth)

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bobbydbobster's profile picture. Dr. Bobby Boucher, PhD in H2O. All takes are evidence based.
Dr. Bobby Boucher
 @bobbydbobster
Feb 1, 2022

I guess 50 Cent is either rich already, or still trying. #sql #sqljokes #jokes Shout out to @DataCamp for providing a solid course and practice problems.

bobbydbobster's tweet image. I guess 50 Cent is either rich already, or still trying. #sql #sqljokes #jokes Shout out to @DataCamp for providing a solid course and practice problems.
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Jaek_Dev's profile picture. Full-stack dev · Vue, NestJS, Laravel, Mezzio · TS · PHP MySQL · Postgres · MongoDB · SQLite Exploring Web3 & smart contracts
0xJaek
 @Jaek_Dev
Nov 14

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?" 🍻🤣 #SQLJokes #DatabaseHumor

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Jaek_Dev's profile picture. Full-stack dev · Vue, NestJS, Laravel, Mezzio · TS · PHP MySQL · Postgres · MongoDB · SQLite Exploring Web3 & smart contracts
0xJaek
 @Jaek_Dev
Nov 13

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Mind if I join you?" 🍻 #SQLJokes #DatabaseHumor

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LearnSQLcom's profile picture. https://t.co/w0iZMBvEmH delivers you the most efficient way to learn SQL. Start for free today! https://t.co/TBQYvdCsTz
LearnSQL.com
 @LearnSQLcom
Nov 5

#SQLmeme: - How do you organize a party in SQL? - Yout SELECT a table and JOIN it! #databasehumor #sqljokes #relationaldatabases #programminghumor

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LearnSQLcom's profile picture. https://t.co/w0iZMBvEmH delivers you the most efficient way to learn SQL. Start for free today! https://t.co/TBQYvdCsTz
LearnSQL.com
 @LearnSQLcom
Oct 16, 2024

#SQLmeme: - Why did the SQL query break up with the database? - Because it couldn’t handle the relationships😆💔 #databasehumor #sqljokes #relationaldatabases #programminghumor

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thewebscaledba's profile picture. Visionary Database Infrastructure Pioneer | 20+ Years Architecting Planet-Scale, Microsecond-Latency OLAP/OLTP/HTAP/DBaaS Platforms | Serial Founder & Investor
Shiv Iyer
 @thewebscaledba
Jul 11, 2024

If adding indexes was the only fast move to make queries faster, then why worry about transaction isolation, concurrency, and scalability? Just slap an index on it and chill! 😂 #DatabaseEngineering #SQLJokes #IndexesForDays #TechHumor #DBAProblems #SQLTips #DBATips

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LakshyaTyagi24's profile picture. https://t.co/cU39Hqvhyt Follow @ProgramWH account https://t.co/ebpJJREQKq
Lakshya Tyagi
@LakshyaTyagi24
Sep 17, 2023

Why was the SQL query so confident at the job interview? Because it knew how to 'SELECT' the right words! 💼📊 #SQLJokes #TechInterview #ProgrammingHumor

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LakshyaTyagi24's profile picture. https://t.co/cU39Hqvhyt Follow @ProgramWH account https://t.co/ebpJJREQKq
Lakshya Tyagi
@LakshyaTyagi24
Sep 7, 2023

Why don't databases make good comedians? Because they always have trouble with their 'table' humor! 😄 #SQLJokes #DatabaseComedy

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AJAY
 @AJAY76697078
Sep 7, 2023

Why did the database go to therapy? Because it had too many relations that were not working! 😅😄 #SQL #sqljokes #database #relationship #rela

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bhatnagardaksh1's profile picture. Decision Analytics @ZSAssociates
Daksh
 @bhatnagardaksh1
Sep 3, 2023

Why did the SQL database and the NoSQL database break up? Because SQL wanted a structured relationship, but NoSQL said, "I'm all about that flexible, open relationship status!" #DatabaseBreakup #SQLJokes #DatabaseHumor #TechComedy #ProgrammingLaughs #GeekyHumor

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 @TheTaylorRule
Apr 22, 2016

@meowmeownownow @Ltrademark yo mama's so fat I tried to DROP TABLE Yo_Mama but my servers crashed #SQLjokes

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Daniel Scullion
 @Dscullion_
Apr 15, 2016

Best thing I have seen all day #SqlJokes

Dscullion_'s tweet image. Best thing I have seen all day #SqlJokes
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LGGSComputing's profile picture. Computing and Business Department at Lancaster Girls' Grammar School, UK
LGGS Computing and Business
 @LGGSComputing
Jun 21, 2018

We love football and we love SQL so it’s definitely worth sharing this #sqljokes #squad #son

LGGSComputing's tweet image. We love football and we love SQL so it’s definitely worth sharing this #sqljokes #squad #son
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Mazi_Obinna's profile picture. Data Science | 2x AWS Certified 👨🏽‍💻 | Computer Science @uopeople |Basketball ⛹🏾‍♂️| Igbo
Ogbuefi 💯
 @Mazi_Obinna
Apr 1, 2021

I will start using Right Join. That guy is lonely. #SQLJokes

Mazi_Obinna's tweet image. I will start using Right Join. That guy is lonely. #SQLJokes
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redgate's profile picture. Redgate creates ingeniously simple software to help data professionals get the most value out of any database, anywhere, through end-to-end Database DevOps.
Redgate Software
 @redgate
Dec 24, 2016

#SQLfamily got any festive #SQL puns or jokes? Let's hear them! #SQLjokes

redgate's tweet image. #SQLfamily got any festive #SQL puns or jokes? Let's hear them! #SQLjokes
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DwinTheStoic's profile picture. Get tickets to the #MOBTour on https://t.co/RG90dDMrEk | Art (ist) 🧡 | @wearestclaire | Mgmt: hello@stclairerecords.com
Dwin, The Stoic
 @DwinTheStoic
Nov 13, 2015

I want kiss you in places that make your eyes roll back like a database. #SQLJokes

DwinTheStoic's tweet image. I want kiss you in places that make your eyes roll back like a database. #SQLJokes
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WhiteWayPDX's profile picture. Current Businessman 👔 Former '17 UO Track and Field Athlete 🐥 A look into my paradise 🌤😌
Austin White
 @WhiteWayPDX
Mar 8, 2017

"Does anyone know what the relationship 'ISA' pertains to in our database?" Me: ISA knife... #SQLJokes

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FlappyTeam's profile picture. Two players, one device! You will never flap alone.
Flappy Team
 @FlappyTeam
May 24, 2015

RT randyklittle: When DBA's get bored. #indiedev #sqljokes (via TheIndieSloth)

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WarrenFoxley's profile picture. Software Engineering Manager @ Luno 🚀. Previously iOS Staff Engineer. Gamer. Tech lover. All round good guy. Views are my own.
Warren Foxley
 @WarrenFoxley
Mar 9, 2017

@devconfza - credit goes to @xkcdComic. But little bobby drop tables is awesome #SQLJokes #DevConf

WarrenFoxley's tweet image. @devconfza - credit goes to @xkcdComic. But little bobby drop tables is awesome #SQLJokes #DevConf
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yoav_la's profile picture. Passionate about #Data and #Analytics. #BW4HANA and #SAPAnalyticsCloud certified. When data represents the truth, Analytics becomes successful
yoav Yahav
 @yoav_la
Dec 17, 2020

No a bad way to start the day... #SQLjokes

yoav_la's tweet image. No a bad way to start the day... #SQLjokes
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FlappyTeam's profile picture. Two players, one device! You will never flap alone.
Flappy Team
 @FlappyTeam
May 27, 2015

RT randyklittle: OK maybe now I'm taking this a bit too far. #sqljokes #indiedev (via TheIndieSloth)

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sadiestlawrence's profile picture. I enjoy creating the future. Currently building @hmcinstitute
Sadie St Lawrence
@sadiestlawrence
Feb 14, 2023

Happy Valentines Day my friends! Hope you spread some love and a little laughter today 💖 #valentinesday2023 #SQLjokes #datalove #sql

sadiestlawrence's tweet image. Happy Valentines Day my friends! Hope you spread some love and a little laughter today 💖 #valentinesday2023 #SQLjokes #datalove #sql
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