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David

@david_h0s

NGL, this is 90% puns and food posts.

Ghim

“Yeah, so then I said ‘gm’, and then everyone in the chat just said ‘gm’. We’re at a run of like 15 now this morning alone”

david_h0s's tweet image. “Yeah, so then I said ‘gm’, and then everyone in the chat just said ‘gm’. We’re at a run of like 15 now this morning alone”

When you discover your index investments contain soy beans

Scott Bessent says he's 'felt this pain' from China because 'I'm actually a soybean farmer'



Though it could always be worse.

david_h0s's tweet image. Though it could always be worse.

I’m sad to report that I have a stomach ache so Sunday meat pics will be on pause this week. Hope you’re still having a good Sunday.



I’m sad to report that I have a stomach ache so Sunday meat pics will be on pause this week. Hope you’re still having a good Sunday.


This is an incredible troll post 5/5 no notes.

All these screens just to underperform the S&P 500

TheLongInvest's tweet image. All these screens just to underperform the S&P 500


Clicking on a daily mail article and being confronted with the worst UI for a news website that +30m people regularly subject themselves to

david_h0s's tweet image. Clicking on a daily mail article and being confronted with the worst UI for a news website that +30m people regularly subject themselves to

Labour preparing spending in the budget


Always wondered how to get from “Niche Bangers” to “Shitposter” Well, anyway, here’s some pictures of my feet

david_h0s's tweet image. Always wondered how to get from “Niche Bangers” to “Shitposter”

Well, anyway, here’s some pictures of my feet

Twitter Growth Strategy 0-500 Followers: Reply Guy 501-2K: Niche Bangers 2-5K: Thirst Traps 5-10K: Parody News 10-25K: Cringe Threads 25-50K: Shitposts 50-75K: Fortune Cookies 75-100K: Cringe Bangers >100K: Get Cancelled



Just waiting for this rug pull.

david_h0s's tweet image. Just waiting for this rug pull.

The golden age of private credit is officially over

litcapital's tweet image. The golden age of private credit is officially over


Physicists: “same fr”

david_h0s's tweet image. Physicists: “same fr”

. @ChipotleTweets I ordered these burritos 15 minutes apart from the same store today. The one on the left I ordered in person and it’s twice the size as the one on the right (online order). My online order is always significantly smaller. Every time. Stop ripping us off.

michaelhitack's tweet image. . @ChipotleTweets I ordered these burritos 15 minutes apart from the same store today. The one on the left I ordered in person and it’s twice the size as the one on the right (online order). My online order is always significantly smaller. Every time. Stop ripping us off.


I’ve been researching in this area for years, and can confirm.

david_h0s's tweet image. I’ve been researching in this area for years, and can confirm.

My wife cooking with the Halloween decorations.

david_h0s's tweet image. My wife cooking with the Halloween decorations.
david_h0s's tweet image. My wife cooking with the Halloween decorations.
david_h0s's tweet image. My wife cooking with the Halloween decorations.

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BREAKING: areal photograph reveals Donald Trump's new $250M "ballroom" is nearing completion.

PaulleyTicks's tweet image. BREAKING: areal photograph reveals Donald Trump's new $250M "ballroom" is nearing completion.

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here are my major life tips — 1. make lots of friends and see them often 2. call your mom 3. do exercise at least once/day 4. learn to cook well, have long meals and enjoy food 5. GET OUTSIDE


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I hope daft punks' helmets look at them like this saying "make more music"

_Zyzx_'s tweet image. I hope daft punks' helmets look at them like this saying 

"make more music"


What japes.

david_h0s's tweet image. What japes.

At least with a wall there’s probably an echo.

Small accounts that tweet and still get 0 likes

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