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“Yeah, so then I said ‘gm’, and then everyone in the chat just said ‘gm’. We’re at a run of like 15 now this morning alone”

david_h0s's tweet image. “Yeah, so then I said ‘gm’, and then everyone in the chat just said ‘gm’. We’re at a run of like 15 now this morning alone”

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Inventing humanoid robots to avoid the white guilt of having a maid

Timeline is excited about the $20k Neo robot. Watch it try to close a dishwasher. We are not ready. 😅



What are the odd that reform popularity maps to this.

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We like big bonds and we cannot lie. You other people can't deny That when an underwriter walks in with an A+ security And a big fat coupon in your face We get sprung, want to pull up spreads.

RobinWigg's tweet image. We like big bonds and we cannot lie.
You other people can't deny
That when an underwriter walks in with an A+ security
And a big fat coupon in your face
We get sprung, want to pull up spreads.

When you realise the S&P rally is like 5 stocks.

something something me to my PM etc

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Reading Jim Cramer's Boeing post on your flight

wearing my Boeing hat. Time to buy

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Turns out it was worse. I have a gallbladder infection. Currently turning yellow slowly.

Though it could always be worse.

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The problem is that most people don’t have access to people who can give competent tax advice. Sure she’s in charge of tax policy, but that’s what I mean.

🚨 NEW: Chancellor Rachel Reeves has admitted to breaking housing regulations after unlawfully renting out her family home for £3,200 a month without a licence after moving in to No 11 She has tonight referred herself to the Independent Ethics Adviser [@HarriLine]

PolitlcsUK's tweet image. 🚨 NEW: Chancellor Rachel Reeves has admitted to breaking housing regulations after unlawfully renting out her family home for £3,200 a month without a licence after moving in to No 11

She has tonight referred herself to the Independent Ethics Adviser 

[@HarriLine]


Ever get the impression that we’re the last few seasons of a show and the writers are having to recycle ideas.

david_h0s's tweet image. Ever get the impression that we’re the last few seasons of a show and the writers are having to recycle ideas.

Enshitification.

Why would someone pay $20k for a robot controlled by a human in a remote location to do things more slowly and clumsily when the median wage for a maid or housekeeper is $33k per year, which is spread across 10-20 households?



New algo dropped.


Finance LLM maxis absolutely bodied on this one.

have you ever gone out to a steak dinner at Smith & Wollensky with an LLM?



And you thought the grey dot was a narc.

anything but fix Outlook

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“It ain’t much, but it’s honest work”

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How do I short demand?

BREAKING: Amazon’s, $AMZN, robotics team is working towards automating 75 percent of the company’s entire operations, per the Verge



Whenever I get a free lunch burrito from the place with the big queue

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When the hawks won’t eat your dog so you try and get thief’s to take it.

Not a Birkin but a Barkin’

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How it started How it’s going

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