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NGL, this is 90% puns and food posts.

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“Yeah, so then I said ‘gm’, and then everyone in the chat just said ‘gm’. We’re at a run of like 15 now this morning alone”

david_h0s's tweet image. “Yeah, so then I said ‘gm’, and then everyone in the chat just said ‘gm’. We’re at a run of like 15 now this morning alone”

Michael Saylor should tweet this photo with zero context.

Interpreting Goya's "Saturn devouring his Son" as rent-seeking boomers is the most myopic degradation of an art piece ever 😭😂

G3ni3sWish's tweet image. Interpreting Goya's "Saturn devouring his Son" as rent-seeking boomers is the most myopic degradation of an art piece ever 😭😂


Breaking: British government announces Black Friday deal on second hand tickets.

This seems like a great idea on paper, that will likely end in tears for everyone. on.ft.com/3X0Y79i UK to ban resale of tickets above face value for live events



This seems like a great idea on paper, that will likely end in tears for everyone. on.ft.com/3X0Y79i UK to ban resale of tickets above face value for live events


Yeah it’s all overvalued.

david_h0s's tweet image. Yeah it’s all overvalued.

Explain your investment style in one picture.



The absolute state of things.

david_h0s's tweet image. The absolute state of things.

1% of Australians

Donald Trump favourability rating in Australia 🟢 Favourable: 25% 🔴 Unfavourable: 61% ⚪️ Neutral/unsure: 14% ⚫️ Never heard of: 1% Freshwater | 15-20 Oct | n=1530 | MoE ±3%



Not just U.K. property TBH. Labour trying to land any policy signalling:

This is quite the statement from a FTSE 250 CEO... “We will not invest a penny in the UK in any meaningful form until June after the May elections.” bloomberg.com/news/articles/…



POV: you’re a retail investor and you’ve just bought access to exclusive financial content from someone on X


I can do give the lack of wild honey pairing, but I hope for their sakes that the manchego is properly aged otherwise this is very uncouth behaviour.

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AI robots are so advanced they can now replicate a 50yo banker leaving the Jam Pot at about 11pm on a Thursday.


No OPERATION LONG JOHNSON is a disappointing oversight.

OPERATION ROUGH RIDER = Freedom of Navigation for U.S. ships OPERATION MIDNIGHT HAMMER = Obliteration of Iranian nuclear sites OPERATION SOUTHERN SPEAR = Destroy Narco-Terrorists killing Americans @POTUS Trump means business — and the world knows it. Peace Through Strength.



It was the first job I got after uni from a random agency. I didn’t even know the investment industry existed or how it worked. Purely motivated by not having to move back in with my parents.

What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?

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We turn now to some more signalling from the government on potential tax policy:


You know things are getting spicy, when the China data playbook comes out.

The White House will release October’s job report without the unemployment rate. Follow: @AFpost

AFpost's tweet image. The White House will release October’s job report without the unemployment rate.

Follow: @AFpost


what did bro mean by this?

HODL

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We should have expected this level of ineffectiveness when their main political tactic in opposition was to be barely visible and just let the Tories implode.

"Starmer and Reeves ditch Budget plan to raise income tax rates" (FT) Good grief... 1️⃣ This latest and biggest U-turn is presumably a political decision, made by No.10 to try to save Starmer, which risks shredding any credibility with the markets... 🧵

julianHjessop's tweet image. "Starmer and Reeves ditch Budget plan to raise income tax rates" (FT)

Good grief...

1️⃣ This latest and biggest U-turn is presumably a political decision, made by No.10 to try to save Starmer, which risks shredding any credibility with the markets... 🧵
julianHjessop's tweet image. "Starmer and Reeves ditch Budget plan to raise income tax rates" (FT)

Good grief...

1️⃣ This latest and biggest U-turn is presumably a political decision, made by No.10 to try to save Starmer, which risks shredding any credibility with the markets... 🧵


Just 3hrs and 50 minutes now.

Labour is fixing our NHS. Lots done, more to do.

UKLabour's tweet image. Labour is fixing our NHS. Lots done, more to do.


Important to remember we’re in this jam because they refuse to break the promise no one cares about, but are happy to break the ones people do care about.

david_h0s's tweet image. Important to remember we’re in this jam because they refuse to break the promise no one cares about, but are happy to break the ones people do care about.

bond vigilantes watching rachel reeves craft the 'major measures' for the budget due in a few days



Things you don’t see at the bottom of the market.

BREAKING 🚨: Michael Burry Michael Burry to close down his hedge fund by year end after acknowledging he doesn't understand today's market

Barchart's tweet image. BREAKING 🚨: Michael Burry

Michael Burry to close down his hedge fund by year end after acknowledging he doesn't understand today's market


Imagine being this bad at signalling tax policy

david_h0s's tweet image. Imagine being this bad at signalling tax policy
david_h0s's tweet image. Imagine being this bad at signalling tax policy

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