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David

@david_h0s

NGL, this is 90% puns and food posts.

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“Yeah, so then I said ‘gm’, and then everyone in the chat just said ‘gm’. We’re at a run of like 15 now this morning alone”

david_h0s's tweet image. “Yeah, so then I said ‘gm’, and then everyone in the chat just said ‘gm’. We’re at a run of like 15 now this morning alone”

New algo dropped.


Finance LLM maxis absolutely bodied on this one.

have you ever gone out to a steak dinner at Smith & Wollensky with an LLM?



And you thought the grey dot was a narc.

anything but fix Outlook

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“It ain’t much, but it’s honest work”

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How do I short demand?

BREAKING: Amazon’s, $AMZN, robotics team is working towards automating 75 percent of the company’s entire operations, per the Verge



Whenever I get a free lunch burrito from the place with the big queue

david_h0s's tweet image. Whenever I get a free lunch burrito from the place with the big queue

When the hawks won’t eat your dog so you try and get thief’s to take it.

Not a Birkin but a Barkin’

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How it started How it’s going

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david_h0s's tweet image. How it started                 How it’s going

Come for the mid life crisis, stay for the incredibly sketchy advice. My own two cents, it’s not for everyone, but having kids, was a great way to make me less self involved/important, and more settled in myself. Or buy a convertible 🤷‍♂️

i have... - an amazing girlfriend - making ~$450k this year - can work anywhere / anytime - live in a house w/ a pool yet i have anxiety every damn day, tight chest, hard to take a deep breaths, intrusive thoughts, always feeling not enough, can never relax what went wrong



When you discover your index investments contain soy beans

Scott Bessent says he's 'felt this pain' from China because 'I'm actually a soybean farmer'



Though it could always be worse.

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I’m sad to report that I have a stomach ache so Sunday meat pics will be on pause this week. Hope you’re still having a good Sunday.



I’m sad to report that I have a stomach ache so Sunday meat pics will be on pause this week. Hope you’re still having a good Sunday.


This is an incredible troll post 5/5 no notes.

All these screens just to underperform the S&P 500

TheLongInvest's tweet image. All these screens just to underperform the S&P 500


Clicking on a daily mail article and being confronted with the worst UI for a news website that +30m people regularly subject themselves to

david_h0s's tweet image. Clicking on a daily mail article and being confronted with the worst UI for a news website that +30m people regularly subject themselves to

Labour preparing spending in the budget


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