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I think the elephant really ties the room together.


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i just heard the phrase, “if you wouldn’t trust their advice, don’t trust their criticism” for the first time and i don’t think i’ve ever needed to hear anything more


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I'm tired of explaining myself to people who refuse to understand


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Social media is like a soap opera. You can stay away for months. Then tune in one day, and it's all the same people saying all the same shit.


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Be the bitch everyone thinks you are * me as a therapist


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I just went through my Tupperware cabinet and only ended up with one extra lid. Nbd.


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I feel like you should be diagnosed as ‘having more shit than a goose’.


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I wish you could see you like I see you.


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Plot twist: It all goes well, and it keeps getting better. Stay in your magic!


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I want to retweet you— It’s just your tweets don’t make any sense.


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Pretty disappointed, I was missing and no one bothered to put my face on a milk carton.


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People just don’t name their sons Ebeneezer anymore and I think that’s sad.


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Hear me out: videos of freshly cooked corn cobs, being sexily, erotically slathered with a knob of butter, and we call it CornHub


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Not making a choice definitely makes the choice.


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If you just took the time to get to know me, you’d like me even less.


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Gm 🌞☕

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i love ring camera videos. they’re like america’s funniest home videos if it was run by the CIA


Sometimes I wonder who came up with the idea to attach a tail to a butt plug. I don't want to meet him or anything, I just want to know who he is.


It's Tuesday and I didn't have any of the tacos or any of the other stuff today 😞


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Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick one person you hate and blame them for everything.


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