
MATT RUBY
@mattruby
Comedian. New special BOLO out on YouTube now. Also: Writer of the Rubesletter and Funny How newsletters. Link below... 👇
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🎶 Some people call me a Ham@s terrorist, yeah Some call me an illegal alien Some people call me a violent criminal 'Cause I speak of the pompatus of love 🎶
Leavitt: "The Democrat Party's main constituency is made up of Hamas terrorists, illegal aliens, and violent criminals."
It is the golden age of video content paired with wildly inappropriate background music that totally kills the vibe.
I get the point Cuomo was trying to make, but "wealthy bus riders" sounds like something from The Onion.


This is why Dems keep losing... The left: slam poetry with snapping fingers The right: keg stands with gunshots
Photographer Sally Mann: "As an artist, you have an obligation to the viewer to offer up a different sensibility and to challenge and subvert. The more effective you are at this, the more agitation, possibly even anger, you may cause." 👇 buff.ly/xMYSWfs
I feel bad for macho guys. Imagine thinking that using a straw, crossing your legs, or doing yoga is gonna make you seem gay. Nah. Being obsessed with looking macho is what makes you seem gay.
What the first 5 years of standup are like...
"If you want to cut through, if you want people to lose it, to lose control, then I think you need to go to the forbidden places." -Larry Charles 👇 buff.ly/2uSI49E
The reason I don't do crowdwork is because I couldn't care less what people do for a living or how long they've been dating. The whole reason I'm onstage is because I think my ideas are more interesting than Dave in accounting.
Those Republican group chat members ranged from early 20s to early 30s. Have we redefined "kids" or what the hell is going on? Are we just gonna send 32yo murderers to juvenile detention now!?
Another reason to love this ceasefire is how much it's forcing folks to realize that Hamas is less Black Panthers/Che Guevara/artsy revolutionaries and more ISIS/Al Qaeda/Charlie Hebdo/Bataclan/9-11/beheading monsters.
The ongoing silence from the “ceasefire now” crowd is remarkable. How you gonna scream for something 24/7 and then pretend it didn't happen? Gimme a cover story at least.
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