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Netflix has more serial killer documentaries than standup specials now. Hmm. 🤔
People are so desperate for anyone that sounds authentic that they'll vote against their own self interests just so they don't have to hear some politician spew gobbledygook platitudes for four years.
That coupon code box during checkout always makes me feel like the one guy at an orgy who ain't getting laid.
Powerful men like being humiliated in the sack. If you want to be dominated, find yourself a weak middle-manager type who spends all day following orders. He’ll never stop trying to prove something in bed – mostly to himself.
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Matt Ruby: Bolo | Full Special | Standup Comedy (2025)
🎶 Some people call me a Ham@s terrorist, yeah Some call me an illegal alien Some people call me a violent criminal 'Cause I speak of the pompatus of love 🎶
Leavitt: "The Democrat Party's main constituency is made up of Hamas terrorists, illegal aliens, and violent criminals."
It is the golden age of video content paired with wildly inappropriate background music that totally kills the vibe.
I get the point Cuomo was trying to make, but "wealthy bus riders" sounds like something from The Onion.
This is why Dems keep losing... The left: slam poetry with snapping fingers The right: keg stands with gunshots
Photographer Sally Mann: "As an artist, you have an obligation to the viewer to offer up a different sensibility and to challenge and subvert. The more effective you are at this, the more agitation, possibly even anger, you may cause." 👇 buff.ly/xMYSWfs
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