MATT RUBY
@mattruby
Comedian. New special BOLO out on YouTube now. Also: Writer of the Rubesletter and Funny How newsletters. Link below... 👇
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“The best emailed comedy newsletter coming from anyone today." -Robert Bostick, HumorPoint 📰 mattruby.substack.com
"I dig pain." youtu.be/PBnyaWt9V24
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CHiPs Battle Of The Bands. Pain Rooftop Scene
Please consider the reason so many rednecks hate drag story hour has nothing to do with drag queens, but is because they’re opposed to reading
Seattle! I’m telling jokes there Thu night 11/20 at the Here-After (one of the final shows there before it closes).
"Both sides are crazy." Yeah, but one side’s lunatics are baristas and the other side’s are the head of the FCC, the Sec. of Health, the head of the FBI, the Sec. of Defense, etc.
"More wisdom per second of Audio in this Podcast than any longform pod I’ve listened to in the past year. Thanks, Matt." I was interviewed by a professor about standup and politics and here’s some of the good bits from that conversation. 👇 funnyhow.substack.com/p/an-interview…
“Jews should go back to where they came from.” Um, yeah, that’s what we did. Doesn’t seem to have won us a lot of fans though.
Pendulum swings are wild nowadays. Crazy that we gotta pick between fascism that loves secret police or socialism that loves Hamas. Just gimme a sane corporatist hack that can keep the train on the tracks for chrissakes. I blame the algorithm for everything!
Pheromones are astrology for attraction. We don’t know how it works, it’s out of our control, and somehow it determines everything.
“Trigger warning!” -How kids call for the passenger seat when approaching cars now I'm guessing
You used to not know what bands looked like other than one photo. So half the reason you wanted to go see them live was to find out what they actually look like. Now you know everything before you even enter the venue and you’ve seen multiple videos of them performing live.
Can someone tell me the correct/corrupt reason we’re going to send troops into goddamn Venezuela? Because it sure as hell ain’t some fishing boats that aren’t carrying fentanyl that couldn’t make it to America even if they did. Tell me what crypto billionaire this helps, please!
So do I have this right…an alpha male is a man who is fearful of cities, wears clothing that is too tight, plunges his face into ice cuz morning routine influencers said so, and does whatever a corrupt narcissist tells him to do?
Nothing these goofs love more than talking about the atrocities they'd be willing to commit for their children.
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