MATT RUBY
@mattruby
Comedian. New special BOLO out on YouTube now. Also: Writer of the Rubesletter and Funny How newsletters. Link below... 👇
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“The best emailed comedy newsletter coming from anyone today." -Robert Bostick, HumorPoint 📰 mattruby.substack.com
“Rage is only for what you believe can be fixed. All the rest is grief.” -Cormac McCarthy
I had one aya epiphany years ago that seemed simple but contained layers: “put it on the calendar.” Part of why I like doing an annual summer solstice party. It happens because that’s when it happens. Viva ritual!
My crowdwork is iffy because I just ask questions I’m genuinely curious about: “What kind of vibe are you going for tonight? And do you think you’re pulling that off? And how does your wife feel about it?”
Netflix has more serial killer documentaries than standup specials now. Hmm. 🤔
People are so desperate for anyone that sounds authentic that they'll vote against their own self interests just so they don't have to hear some politician spew gobbledygook platitudes for four years.
That coupon code box during checkout always makes me feel like the one guy at an orgy who ain't getting laid.
Powerful men like being humiliated in the sack. If you want to be dominated, find yourself a weak middle-manager type who spends all day following orders. He’ll never stop trying to prove something in bed – mostly to himself.
Watch my latest special yet? Tie one on and get to it... buff.ly/q4hsfAL
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Matt Ruby: Bolo | Full Special | Standup Comedy (2025)
🎶 Some people call me a Ham@s terrorist, yeah Some call me an illegal alien Some people call me a violent criminal 'Cause I speak of the pompatus of love 🎶
Leavitt: "The Democrat Party's main constituency is made up of Hamas terrorists, illegal aliens, and violent criminals."
It is the golden age of video content paired with wildly inappropriate background music that totally kills the vibe.
I get the point Cuomo was trying to make, but "wealthy bus riders" sounds like something from The Onion.
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