MATT RUBY
@mattruby
Comedian. New special BOLO out on YouTube now. Also: Writer of the Rubesletter and Funny How newsletters. Link below... 👇
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I get the confusion over that boat strike. It's tough to tell when enemy combatants have stopped fighting when, in fact, they were never fighting in the first place. Like, how do you know an armed conflict has ended when it was never a real thing to begin with?
There's an argument to be made that Biden winning in 2020 was the worst thing that could have happened to America. It gave MAGA four years to come up with an actual plan and how to enact it. Plus, sadly, we've got an entire generation now that thinks all this is normal.
"Meets all my checkboxes" dating isn’t looking for your soul mate, it’s looking for your clone.
Being single means leaking energy. Meanwhile, marriage is a renewable resource.
During holidays, people complain about having to spend time with their family/parents/etc. "Ugh, I can't stand 'em." Or "their politics suck." Etc. Meanwhile, as someone with dead parents, I just wanna tell them, "Enjoy it! You'll miss the venom one day." Supply and demand.
Interesting take from Ethan Hawke on what makes the Before Sunrise trilogy so good. buff.ly/t13j7lM
What a week! - Black Friday - Cyber Monday - Giving Tuesday - Wine Mom Wednesday - Thot Thursday - Freak-off Friday
Key & Peele need to come back just so we can get a sketch on the outfits NBA players wear when they walk into the arena.
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