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tidalyst's profile picture. Data & BI Analyst | BI Developer | https://t.co/6jqDe95Jsx
Idarabong
 @tidalyst
Nov 9

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ #SQLJokes

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LGGSComputing's profile picture. Computing and Business Department at Lancaster Girls' Grammar School, UK
LGGS Computing and Business
 @LGGSComputing
Jun 21, 2018

We love football and we love SQL so itโ€™s definitely worth sharing this #sqljokes #squad #son

LGGSComputing's tweet image. We love football and we love SQL so itโ€™s definitely worth sharing this #sqljokes #squad #son
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DwinTheStoic's profile picture. Get tickets to the #MOBTour on https://t.co/RG90dDMrEk | Art (ist) ๐Ÿงก | @wearestclaire | Mgmt: hello@stclairerecords.com
Dwin, The Stoic
@DwinTheStoic
Nov 13, 2015

I want kiss you in places that make your eyes roll back like a database. #SQLJokes

DwinTheStoic's tweet image. I want kiss you in places that make your eyes roll back like a database. #SQLJokes
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Daniel Scullion
 @Dscullion_
Apr 15, 2016

Best thing I have seen all day #SqlJokes

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Mazi_Obinna's profile picture. Data Science | 2x AWS Certified ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฝโ€๐Ÿ’ป | Computer Science @uopeople |Basketball โ›น๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ| Igbo
Ogbuefi ๐Ÿ’ฏ
 @Mazi_Obinna
Apr 1, 2021

I will start using Right Join. That guy is lonely. #SQLJokes

Mazi_Obinna's tweet image. I will start using Right Join. That guy is lonely. #SQLJokes
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FlappyTeam's profile picture. Two players, one device! You will never flap alone.
Flappy Team
 @FlappyTeam
May 24, 2015

RT randyklittle: When DBA's get bored. #indiedev #sqljokes (via TheIndieSloth)

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sadiestlawrence's profile picture. I enjoy creating the future. Currently building @hmcinstitute
Sadie St Lawrence
@sadiestlawrence
Feb 14, 2023

Happy Valentines Day my friends! Hope you spread some love and a little laughter today ๐Ÿ’– #valentinesday2023 #SQLjokes #datalove #sql

sadiestlawrence's tweet image. Happy Valentines Day my friends! Hope you spread some love and a little laughter today ๐Ÿ’– #valentinesday2023 #SQLjokes #datalove #sql
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redgate's profile picture. Redgate creates ingeniously simple software to help data professionals get the most value out of any database, anywhere, through end-to-end Database DevOps.
Redgate Software
 @redgate
Dec 24, 2016

#SQLfamily got any festive #SQL puns or jokes? Let's hear them! #SQLjokes

redgate's tweet image. #SQLfamily got any festive #SQL puns or jokes? Let's hear them! #SQLjokes
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WhiteWayPDX's profile picture. Current Businessman ๐Ÿ‘” Former '17 UO Track and Field Athlete ๐Ÿฅ A look into my paradise ๐ŸŒค๐Ÿ˜Œ
Austin White
 @WhiteWayPDX
Mar 8, 2017

"Does anyone know what the relationship 'ISA' pertains to in our database?" Me: ISA knife... #SQLJokes

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yoav_la's profile picture. Passionate about #Data and #Analytics. #BW4HANA and #SAPAnalyticsCloud certified. When data represents the truth, Analytics becomes successful
yoav Yahav
 @yoav_la
Dec 17, 2020

No a bad way to start the day... #SQLjokes

yoav_la's tweet image. No a bad way to start the day... #SQLjokes
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FlappyTeam's profile picture. Two players, one device! You will never flap alone.
Flappy Team
 @FlappyTeam
May 27, 2015

RT randyklittle: OK maybe now I'm taking this a bit too far. #sqljokes #indiedev (via TheIndieSloth)

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bobbydbobster's profile picture. Dr. Bobby Boucher, PhD in H2O. All takes are evidence based.
Dr. Bobby Boucher
 @bobbydbobster
Feb 1, 2022

I guess 50 Cent is either rich already, or still trying. #sql #sqljokes #jokes Shout out to @DataCamp for providing a solid course and practice problems.

bobbydbobster's tweet image. I guess 50 Cent is either rich already, or still trying. #sql #sqljokes #jokes Shout out to @DataCamp for providing a solid course and practice problems.
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tidalyst's profile picture. Data & BI Analyst | BI Developer | https://t.co/6jqDe95Jsx
Idarabong
 @tidalyst
Nov 9

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ #SQLJokes

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Jaek_Dev's profile picture. Full-stack dev ยท Vue, NestJS, Laravel, Mezzio ยท TS ยท PHP MySQL ยท Postgres ยท MongoDB ยท SQLite Exploring Web3 & smart contracts
0xJaek
 @Jaek_Dev
Nov 14, 2024

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?" ๐Ÿป๐Ÿคฃ #SQLJokes #DatabaseHumor

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Jaek_Dev's profile picture. Full-stack dev ยท Vue, NestJS, Laravel, Mezzio ยท TS ยท PHP MySQL ยท Postgres ยท MongoDB ยท SQLite Exploring Web3 & smart contracts
0xJaek
 @Jaek_Dev
Nov 13, 2024

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Mind if I join you?" ๐Ÿป #SQLJokes #DatabaseHumor

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LearnSQLcom's profile picture. https://t.co/w0iZMBvEmH delivers you the most efficient way to learn SQL. Start for free today! https://t.co/TBQYvdCsTz
LearnSQL.com
 @LearnSQLcom
Nov 5, 2024

#SQLmeme: - How do you organize a party in SQL? - Yout SELECT a table and JOIN it! #databasehumor #sqljokes #relationaldatabases #programminghumor

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LearnSQLcom's profile picture. https://t.co/w0iZMBvEmH delivers you the most efficient way to learn SQL. Start for free today! https://t.co/TBQYvdCsTz
LearnSQL.com
 @LearnSQLcom
Oct 16, 2024

#SQLmeme: - Why did the SQL query break up with the database? - Because it couldnโ€™t handle the relationships๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ’” #databasehumor #sqljokes #relationaldatabases #programminghumor

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thewebscaledba's profile picture. Visionary Database Infrastructure Pioneer | 20+ Years Architecting Planet-Scale, Microsecond-Latency OLAP/OLTP/HTAP/DBaaS Platforms | Serial Founder & Investor
Shiv Iyer
 @thewebscaledba
Jul 11, 2024

If adding indexes was the only fast move to make queries faster, then why worry about transaction isolation, concurrency, and scalability? Just slap an index on it and chill! ๐Ÿ˜‚ #DatabaseEngineering #SQLJokes #IndexesForDays #TechHumor #DBAProblems #SQLTips #DBATips

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walkoverltd's profile picture. We build. We break. We fix. We repeat. AI + Telecom I Innovating how businesses connect & grow 25+ products I Billions of SMS processed I Infinite ideas
Walkover
 @walkoverltd
Jan 6, 2024

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables, and asks, 'Can I join you?' #SQLJokes

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AJAY
 @AJAY76697078
Sep 7, 2023

Why did the database go to therapy? Because it had too many relations that were not working! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜„ #SQL #sqljokes #database #relationship #rela

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Daniel Scullion
 @Dscullion_
Apr 15, 2016

Best thing I have seen all day #SqlJokes

Dscullion_'s tweet image. Best thing I have seen all day #SqlJokes
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Mazi_Obinna's profile picture. Data Science | 2x AWS Certified ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฝโ€๐Ÿ’ป | Computer Science @uopeople |Basketball โ›น๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ| Igbo
Ogbuefi ๐Ÿ’ฏ
 @Mazi_Obinna
Apr 1, 2021

I will start using Right Join. That guy is lonely. #SQLJokes

Mazi_Obinna's tweet image. I will start using Right Join. That guy is lonely. #SQLJokes
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LGGSComputing's profile picture. Computing and Business Department at Lancaster Girls' Grammar School, UK
LGGS Computing and Business
 @LGGSComputing
Jun 21, 2018

We love football and we love SQL so itโ€™s definitely worth sharing this #sqljokes #squad #son

LGGSComputing's tweet image. We love football and we love SQL so itโ€™s definitely worth sharing this #sqljokes #squad #son
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redgate's profile picture. Redgate creates ingeniously simple software to help data professionals get the most value out of any database, anywhere, through end-to-end Database DevOps.
Redgate Software
 @redgate
Dec 24, 2016

#SQLfamily got any festive #SQL puns or jokes? Let's hear them! #SQLjokes

redgate's tweet image. #SQLfamily got any festive #SQL puns or jokes? Let's hear them! #SQLjokes
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DwinTheStoic's profile picture. Get tickets to the #MOBTour on https://t.co/RG90dDMrEk | Art (ist) ๐Ÿงก | @wearestclaire | Mgmt: hello@stclairerecords.com
Dwin, The Stoic
@DwinTheStoic
Nov 13, 2015

I want kiss you in places that make your eyes roll back like a database. #SQLJokes

DwinTheStoic's tweet image. I want kiss you in places that make your eyes roll back like a database. #SQLJokes
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WhiteWayPDX's profile picture. Current Businessman ๐Ÿ‘” Former '17 UO Track and Field Athlete ๐Ÿฅ A look into my paradise ๐ŸŒค๐Ÿ˜Œ
Austin White
 @WhiteWayPDX
Mar 8, 2017

"Does anyone know what the relationship 'ISA' pertains to in our database?" Me: ISA knife... #SQLJokes

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FlappyTeam's profile picture. Two players, one device! You will never flap alone.
Flappy Team
 @FlappyTeam
May 24, 2015

RT randyklittle: When DBA's get bored. #indiedev #sqljokes (via TheIndieSloth)

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 @TheTaylorRule
Apr 22, 2016

@meowmeownownow @Ltrademark yo mama's so fat I tried to DROP TABLE Yo_Mama but my servers crashed #SQLjokes

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WarrenFoxley's profile picture. Software Engineering Manager @ Luno ๐Ÿš€. Previously iOS Staff Engineer. Gamer. Tech lover. All round good guy. Views are my own.
Warren Foxley
 @WarrenFoxley
Mar 9, 2017

@devconfza - credit goes to @xkcdComic. But little bobby drop tables is awesome #SQLJokes #DevConf

WarrenFoxley's tweet image. @devconfza - credit goes to @xkcdComic. But little bobby drop tables is awesome #SQLJokes #DevConf
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yoav_la's profile picture. Passionate about #Data and #Analytics. #BW4HANA and #SAPAnalyticsCloud certified. When data represents the truth, Analytics becomes successful
yoav Yahav
 @yoav_la
Dec 17, 2020

No a bad way to start the day... #SQLjokes

yoav_la's tweet image. No a bad way to start the day... #SQLjokes
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FlappyTeam's profile picture. Two players, one device! You will never flap alone.
Flappy Team
 @FlappyTeam
May 27, 2015

RT randyklittle: OK maybe now I'm taking this a bit too far. #sqljokes #indiedev (via TheIndieSloth)

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sadiestlawrence's profile picture. I enjoy creating the future. Currently building @hmcinstitute
Sadie St Lawrence
@sadiestlawrence
Feb 14, 2023

Happy Valentines Day my friends! Hope you spread some love and a little laughter today ๐Ÿ’– #valentinesday2023 #SQLjokes #datalove #sql

sadiestlawrence's tweet image. Happy Valentines Day my friends! Hope you spread some love and a little laughter today ๐Ÿ’– #valentinesday2023 #SQLjokes #datalove #sql
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