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LGGSComputing's profile picture. Computing and Business Department at Lancaster Girls' Grammar School, UK
LGGS Computing and Business
 @LGGSComputing
21 มิ.ย. 2018

We love football and we love SQL so it’s definitely worth sharing this #sqljokes #squad #son

LGGSComputing's tweet image. We love football and we love SQL so it’s definitely worth sharing this #sqljokes #squad #son
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DwinTheStoic's profile picture. Get tickets to the #MOBTour on https://t.co/RG90dDMrEk | Art (ist) 🧡 | @wearestclaire | Mgmt: hello@stclairerecords.com
Dwin, The Stoic
 @DwinTheStoic
13 พ.ย. 2015

I want kiss you in places that make your eyes roll back like a database. #SQLJokes

DwinTheStoic's tweet image. I want kiss you in places that make your eyes roll back like a database. #SQLJokes
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Daniel Scullion
 @Dscullion_
15 เม.ย. 2016

Best thing I have seen all day #SqlJokes

Dscullion_'s tweet image. Best thing I have seen all day #SqlJokes
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Mazi_Obinna's profile picture. Data Science | 2x AWS Certified 👨🏽‍💻 | Computer Science @uopeople |Basketball ⛹🏾‍♂️| Igbo
Ogbuefi 💯
 @Mazi_Obinna
1 เม.ย. 2021

I will start using Right Join. That guy is lonely. #SQLJokes

Mazi_Obinna's tweet image. I will start using Right Join. That guy is lonely. #SQLJokes
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redgate's profile picture. Redgate creates ingeniously simple software to help data professionals get the most value out of any database, anywhere, through end-to-end Database DevOps.
Redgate Software
 @redgate
24 ธ.ค. 2016

#SQLfamily got any festive #SQL puns or jokes? Let's hear them! #SQLjokes

redgate's tweet image. #SQLfamily got any festive #SQL puns or jokes? Let's hear them! #SQLjokes
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FlappyTeam's profile picture. Two players, one device! You will never flap alone.
Flappy Team
 @FlappyTeam
24 พ.ค. 2015

RT randyklittle: When DBA's get bored. #indiedev #sqljokes (via TheIndieSloth)

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sadiestlawrence's profile picture. I enjoy creating the future. Currently building @hmcinstitute
Sadie St Lawrence
@sadiestlawrence
14 ก.พ. 2023

Happy Valentines Day my friends! Hope you spread some love and a little laughter today 💖 #valentinesday2023 #SQLjokes #datalove #sql

sadiestlawrence's tweet image. Happy Valentines Day my friends! Hope you spread some love and a little laughter today 💖 #valentinesday2023 #SQLjokes #datalove #sql
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WhiteWayPDX's profile picture. Current Businessman 👔 Former '17 UO Track and Field Athlete 🐥 A look into my paradise 🌤😌
Austin White
 @WhiteWayPDX
8 มี.ค. 2017

"Does anyone know what the relationship 'ISA' pertains to in our database?" Me: ISA knife... #SQLJokes

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FlappyTeam's profile picture. Two players, one device! You will never flap alone.
Flappy Team
 @FlappyTeam
27 พ.ค. 2015

RT randyklittle: OK maybe now I'm taking this a bit too far. #sqljokes #indiedev (via TheIndieSloth)

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yoav_la's profile picture. Passionate about #Data and #Analytics. #BW4HANA and #SAPAnalyticsCloud certified. When data represents the truth, Analytics becomes successful
yoav Yahav
 @yoav_la
17 ธ.ค. 2020

No a bad way to start the day... #SQLjokes

yoav_la's tweet image. No a bad way to start the day... #SQLjokes
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bobbydbobster's profile picture. Dr. Bobby Boucher, PhD in H2O. All takes are evidence based.
Dr. Bobby Boucher
 @bobbydbobster
1 ก.พ. 2022

I guess 50 Cent is either rich already, or still trying. #sql #sqljokes #jokes Shout out to @DataCamp for providing a solid course and practice problems.

bobbydbobster's tweet image. I guess 50 Cent is either rich already, or still trying. #sql #sqljokes #jokes Shout out to @DataCamp for providing a solid course and practice problems.
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Jaek_Dev's profile picture. Full-stack dev · Vue, NestJS, Laravel, Mezzio · TS · PHP MySQL · Postgres · MongoDB · SQLite Exploring Web3 & smart contracts
0xJaek
 @Jaek_Dev
14 พ.ย.

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?" 🍻🤣 #SQLJokes #DatabaseHumor

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Jaek_Dev's profile picture. Full-stack dev · Vue, NestJS, Laravel, Mezzio · TS · PHP MySQL · Postgres · MongoDB · SQLite Exploring Web3 & smart contracts
0xJaek
 @Jaek_Dev
13 พ.ย.

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Mind if I join you?" 🍻 #SQLJokes #DatabaseHumor

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LearnSQLcom's profile picture. https://t.co/w0iZMBvEmH delivers you the most efficient way to learn SQL. Start for free today! https://t.co/TBQYvdCsTz
LearnSQL.com
 @LearnSQLcom
5 พ.ย.

#SQLmeme: - How do you organize a party in SQL? - Yout SELECT a table and JOIN it! #databasehumor #sqljokes #relationaldatabases #programminghumor

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LearnSQLcom's profile picture. https://t.co/w0iZMBvEmH delivers you the most efficient way to learn SQL. Start for free today! https://t.co/TBQYvdCsTz
LearnSQL.com
 @LearnSQLcom
16 ต.ค. 2024

#SQLmeme: - Why did the SQL query break up with the database? - Because it couldn’t handle the relationships😆💔 #databasehumor #sqljokes #relationaldatabases #programminghumor

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thewebscaledba's profile picture. Visionary Database Infrastructure Pioneer | 20+ Years Architecting Planet-Scale, Microsecond-Latency OLAP/OLTP/HTAP/DBaaS Platforms | Serial Founder & Investor
Shiv Iyer
 @thewebscaledba
11 ก.ค. 2024

If adding indexes was the only fast move to make queries faster, then why worry about transaction isolation, concurrency, and scalability? Just slap an index on it and chill! 😂 #DatabaseEngineering #SQLJokes #IndexesForDays #TechHumor #DBAProblems #SQLTips #DBATips

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walkoverltd's profile picture. We build. We break. We fix. We repeat. AI + Telecom I Innovating how businesses connect & grow 25+ products I Billions of SMS processed I Infinite ideas
Walkover
 @walkoverltd
6 ม.ค. 2024

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables, and asks, 'Can I join you?' #SQLJokes

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Lakshya Tyagi
@LakshyaTyagi24
17 ก.ย. 2023

Why was the SQL query so confident at the job interview? Because it knew how to 'SELECT' the right words! 💼📊 #SQLJokes #TechInterview #ProgrammingHumor

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LakshyaTyagi24's profile picture. https://t.co/cU39Hqvhyt Follow @ProgramWH account https://t.co/ebpJJREQKq
Lakshya Tyagi
@LakshyaTyagi24
7 ก.ย. 2023

Why don't databases make good comedians? Because they always have trouble with their 'table' humor! 😄 #SQLJokes #DatabaseComedy

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AJAY
 @AJAY76697078
7 ก.ย. 2023

Why did the database go to therapy? Because it had too many relations that were not working! 😅😄 #SQL #sqljokes #database #relationship #rela

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bhatnagardaksh1's profile picture. Decision Analytics @ZSAssociates
Daksh
 @bhatnagardaksh1
3 ก.ย. 2023

Why did the SQL database and the NoSQL database break up? Because SQL wanted a structured relationship, but NoSQL said, "I'm all about that flexible, open relationship status!" #DatabaseBreakup #SQLJokes #DatabaseHumor #TechComedy #ProgrammingLaughs #GeekyHumor

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DwinTheStoic's profile picture. Get tickets to the #MOBTour on https://t.co/RG90dDMrEk | Art (ist) 🧡 | @wearestclaire | Mgmt: hello@stclairerecords.com
Dwin, The Stoic
 @DwinTheStoic
13 พ.ย. 2015

I want kiss you in places that make your eyes roll back like a database. #SQLJokes

DwinTheStoic's tweet image. I want kiss you in places that make your eyes roll back like a database. #SQLJokes
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TheTaylorRule's profile picture. =NA()
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 @TheTaylorRule
22 เม.ย. 2016

@meowmeownownow @Ltrademark yo mama's so fat I tried to DROP TABLE Yo_Mama but my servers crashed #SQLjokes

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LGGSComputing's profile picture. Computing and Business Department at Lancaster Girls' Grammar School, UK
LGGS Computing and Business
 @LGGSComputing
21 มิ.ย. 2018

We love football and we love SQL so it’s definitely worth sharing this #sqljokes #squad #son

LGGSComputing's tweet image. We love football and we love SQL so it’s definitely worth sharing this #sqljokes #squad #son
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Mazi_Obinna's profile picture. Data Science | 2x AWS Certified 👨🏽‍💻 | Computer Science @uopeople |Basketball ⛹🏾‍♂️| Igbo
Ogbuefi 💯
 @Mazi_Obinna
1 เม.ย. 2021

I will start using Right Join. That guy is lonely. #SQLJokes

Mazi_Obinna's tweet image. I will start using Right Join. That guy is lonely. #SQLJokes
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Dscullion_'s profile picture.
Daniel Scullion
 @Dscullion_
15 เม.ย. 2016

Best thing I have seen all day #SqlJokes

Dscullion_'s tweet image. Best thing I have seen all day #SqlJokes
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redgate's profile picture. Redgate creates ingeniously simple software to help data professionals get the most value out of any database, anywhere, through end-to-end Database DevOps.
Redgate Software
 @redgate
24 ธ.ค. 2016

#SQLfamily got any festive #SQL puns or jokes? Let's hear them! #SQLjokes

redgate's tweet image. #SQLfamily got any festive #SQL puns or jokes? Let's hear them! #SQLjokes
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WhiteWayPDX's profile picture. Current Businessman 👔 Former '17 UO Track and Field Athlete 🐥 A look into my paradise 🌤😌
Austin White
 @WhiteWayPDX
8 มี.ค. 2017

"Does anyone know what the relationship 'ISA' pertains to in our database?" Me: ISA knife... #SQLJokes

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FlappyTeam's profile picture. Two players, one device! You will never flap alone.
Flappy Team
 @FlappyTeam
24 พ.ค. 2015

RT randyklittle: When DBA's get bored. #indiedev #sqljokes (via TheIndieSloth)

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WarrenFoxley's profile picture. Software Engineering Manager @ Luno 🚀. Previously iOS Staff Engineer. Gamer. Tech lover. All round good guy. Views are my own.
Warren Foxley
 @WarrenFoxley
9 มี.ค. 2017

@devconfza - credit goes to @xkcdComic. But little bobby drop tables is awesome #SQLJokes #DevConf

WarrenFoxley's tweet image. @devconfza - credit goes to @xkcdComic. But little bobby drop tables is awesome #SQLJokes #DevConf
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yoav_la's profile picture. Passionate about #Data and #Analytics. #BW4HANA and #SAPAnalyticsCloud certified. When data represents the truth, Analytics becomes successful
yoav Yahav
 @yoav_la
17 ธ.ค. 2020

No a bad way to start the day... #SQLjokes

yoav_la's tweet image. No a bad way to start the day... #SQLjokes
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FlappyTeam's profile picture. Two players, one device! You will never flap alone.
Flappy Team
 @FlappyTeam
27 พ.ค. 2015

RT randyklittle: OK maybe now I'm taking this a bit too far. #sqljokes #indiedev (via TheIndieSloth)

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sadiestlawrence's profile picture. I enjoy creating the future. Currently building @hmcinstitute
Sadie St Lawrence
@sadiestlawrence
14 ก.พ. 2023

Happy Valentines Day my friends! Hope you spread some love and a little laughter today 💖 #valentinesday2023 #SQLjokes #datalove #sql

sadiestlawrence's tweet image. Happy Valentines Day my friends! Hope you spread some love and a little laughter today 💖 #valentinesday2023 #SQLjokes #datalove #sql
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