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LGGSComputing's profile picture. Computing and Business Department at Lancaster Girls' Grammar School, UK
LGGS Computing and Business
 @LGGSComputing
2018年6月21日

We love football and we love SQL so it’s definitely worth sharing this #sqljokes #squad #son

LGGSComputing's tweet image. We love football and we love SQL so it’s definitely worth sharing this #sqljokes #squad #son
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Dscullion_'s profile picture.
Daniel Scullion
 @Dscullion_
2016年4月15日

Best thing I have seen all day #SqlJokes

Dscullion_'s tweet image. Best thing I have seen all day #SqlJokes
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DwinTheStoic's profile picture. Get tickets to the #MOBTour on https://t.co/RG90dDMrEk | Art (ist) 🧡 | @wearestclaire | Mgmt: hello@stclairerecords.com
Dwin, The Stoic
 @DwinTheStoic
2015年11月13日

I want kiss you in places that make your eyes roll back like a database. #SQLJokes

DwinTheStoic's tweet image. I want kiss you in places that make your eyes roll back like a database. #SQLJokes
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Mazi_Obinna's profile picture. Data Science | 2x AWS Certified 👨🏽‍💻 | Computer Science @uopeople |Basketball ⛹🏾‍♂️| Igbo
Ogbuefi 💯
 @Mazi_Obinna
2021年4月1日

I will start using Right Join. That guy is lonely. #SQLJokes

Mazi_Obinna's tweet image. I will start using Right Join. That guy is lonely. #SQLJokes
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redgate's profile picture. Redgate creates ingeniously simple software to help data professionals get the most value out of any database, anywhere, through end-to-end Database DevOps.
Redgate Software
 @redgate
2016年12月24日

#SQLfamily got any festive #SQL puns or jokes? Let's hear them! #SQLjokes

redgate's tweet image. #SQLfamily got any festive #SQL puns or jokes? Let's hear them! #SQLjokes
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FlappyTeam's profile picture. Two players, one device! You will never flap alone.
Flappy Team
 @FlappyTeam
2015年5月24日

RT randyklittle: When DBA's get bored. #indiedev #sqljokes (via TheIndieSloth)

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sadiestlawrence's profile picture. I enjoy creating the future. Currently building @hmcinstitute
Sadie St Lawrence
@sadiestlawrence
2023年2月14日

Happy Valentines Day my friends! Hope you spread some love and a little laughter today 💖 #valentinesday2023 #SQLjokes #datalove #sql

sadiestlawrence's tweet image. Happy Valentines Day my friends! Hope you spread some love and a little laughter today 💖 #valentinesday2023 #SQLjokes #datalove #sql
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WhiteWayPDX's profile picture. Current Businessman 👔 Former '17 UO Track and Field Athlete 🐥 A look into my paradise 🌤😌
Austin White
 @WhiteWayPDX
2017年3月8日

"Does anyone know what the relationship 'ISA' pertains to in our database?" Me: ISA knife... #SQLJokes

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FlappyTeam's profile picture. Two players, one device! You will never flap alone.
Flappy Team
 @FlappyTeam
2015年5月27日

RT randyklittle: OK maybe now I'm taking this a bit too far. #sqljokes #indiedev (via TheIndieSloth)

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yoav_la's profile picture. Passionate about #Data and #Analytics. #BW4HANA and #SAPAnalyticsCloud certified. When data represents the truth, Analytics becomes successful
yoav Yahav
 @yoav_la
2020年12月17日

No a bad way to start the day... #SQLjokes

yoav_la's tweet image. No a bad way to start the day... #SQLjokes
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bobbydbobster's profile picture. Dr. Bobby Boucher, PhD in H2O. All takes are evidence based.
Dr. Bobby Boucher
 @bobbydbobster
2022年2月1日

I guess 50 Cent is either rich already, or still trying. #sql #sqljokes #jokes Shout out to @DataCamp for providing a solid course and practice problems.

bobbydbobster's tweet image. I guess 50 Cent is either rich already, or still trying. #sql #sqljokes #jokes Shout out to @DataCamp for providing a solid course and practice problems.
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Jaek_Dev's profile picture. Full-stack dev · Vue, NestJS, Laravel, Mezzio · TS · PHP MySQL · Postgres · MongoDB · SQLite Exploring Web3 & smart contracts
0xJaek
 @Jaek_Dev
年11月14日

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?" 🍻🤣 #SQLJokes #DatabaseHumor

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Jaek_Dev's profile picture. Full-stack dev · Vue, NestJS, Laravel, Mezzio · TS · PHP MySQL · Postgres · MongoDB · SQLite Exploring Web3 & smart contracts
0xJaek
 @Jaek_Dev
年11月13日

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Mind if I join you?" 🍻 #SQLJokes #DatabaseHumor

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LearnSQLcom's profile picture. https://t.co/w0iZMBvEmH delivers you the most efficient way to learn SQL. Start for free today! https://t.co/TBQYvdCsTz
LearnSQL.com
 @LearnSQLcom
年11月5日

#SQLmeme: - How do you organize a party in SQL? - Yout SELECT a table and JOIN it! #databasehumor #sqljokes #relationaldatabases #programminghumor

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LearnSQLcom's profile picture. https://t.co/w0iZMBvEmH delivers you the most efficient way to learn SQL. Start for free today! https://t.co/TBQYvdCsTz
LearnSQL.com
 @LearnSQLcom
2024年10月16日

#SQLmeme: - Why did the SQL query break up with the database? - Because it couldn’t handle the relationships😆💔 #databasehumor #sqljokes #relationaldatabases #programminghumor

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thewebscaledba's profile picture. Visionary Database Infrastructure Pioneer | 20+ Years Architecting Planet-Scale, Microsecond-Latency OLAP/OLTP/HTAP/DBaaS Platforms | Serial Founder & Investor
Shiv Iyer
 @thewebscaledba
2024年7月11日

If adding indexes was the only fast move to make queries faster, then why worry about transaction isolation, concurrency, and scalability? Just slap an index on it and chill! 😂 #DatabaseEngineering #SQLJokes #IndexesForDays #TechHumor #DBAProblems #SQLTips #DBATips

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LakshyaTyagi24's profile picture. https://t.co/cU39Hqvhyt Follow @ProgramWH account https://t.co/ebpJJREQKq
Lakshya Tyagi
@LakshyaTyagi24
2023年9月17日

Why was the SQL query so confident at the job interview? Because it knew how to 'SELECT' the right words! 💼📊 #SQLJokes #TechInterview #ProgrammingHumor

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LakshyaTyagi24's profile picture. https://t.co/cU39Hqvhyt Follow @ProgramWH account https://t.co/ebpJJREQKq
Lakshya Tyagi
@LakshyaTyagi24
2023年9月7日

Why don't databases make good comedians? Because they always have trouble with their 'table' humor! 😄 #SQLJokes #DatabaseComedy

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AJAY
 @AJAY76697078
2023年9月7日

Why did the database go to therapy? Because it had too many relations that were not working! 😅😄 #SQL #sqljokes #database #relationship #rela

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bhatnagardaksh1's profile picture. Decision Analytics @ZSAssociates
Daksh
 @bhatnagardaksh1
2023年9月3日

Why did the SQL database and the NoSQL database break up? Because SQL wanted a structured relationship, but NoSQL said, "I'm all about that flexible, open relationship status!" #DatabaseBreakup #SQLJokes #DatabaseHumor #TechComedy #ProgrammingLaughs #GeekyHumor

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TheTaylorRule's profile picture. =NA()
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 @TheTaylorRule
2016年4月22日

@meowmeownownow @Ltrademark yo mama's so fat I tried to DROP TABLE Yo_Mama but my servers crashed #SQLjokes

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LGGSComputing's profile picture. Computing and Business Department at Lancaster Girls' Grammar School, UK
LGGS Computing and Business
 @LGGSComputing
2018年6月21日

We love football and we love SQL so it’s definitely worth sharing this #sqljokes #squad #son

LGGSComputing's tweet image. We love football and we love SQL so it’s definitely worth sharing this #sqljokes #squad #son
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Dscullion_'s profile picture.
Daniel Scullion
 @Dscullion_
2016年4月15日

Best thing I have seen all day #SqlJokes

Dscullion_'s tweet image. Best thing I have seen all day #SqlJokes
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Mazi_Obinna's profile picture. Data Science | 2x AWS Certified 👨🏽‍💻 | Computer Science @uopeople |Basketball ⛹🏾‍♂️| Igbo
Ogbuefi 💯
 @Mazi_Obinna
2021年4月1日

I will start using Right Join. That guy is lonely. #SQLJokes

Mazi_Obinna's tweet image. I will start using Right Join. That guy is lonely. #SQLJokes
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redgate's profile picture. Redgate creates ingeniously simple software to help data professionals get the most value out of any database, anywhere, through end-to-end Database DevOps.
Redgate Software
 @redgate
2016年12月24日

#SQLfamily got any festive #SQL puns or jokes? Let's hear them! #SQLjokes

redgate's tweet image. #SQLfamily got any festive #SQL puns or jokes? Let's hear them! #SQLjokes
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DwinTheStoic's profile picture. Get tickets to the #MOBTour on https://t.co/RG90dDMrEk | Art (ist) 🧡 | @wearestclaire | Mgmt: hello@stclairerecords.com
Dwin, The Stoic
 @DwinTheStoic
2015年11月13日

I want kiss you in places that make your eyes roll back like a database. #SQLJokes

DwinTheStoic's tweet image. I want kiss you in places that make your eyes roll back like a database. #SQLJokes
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WhiteWayPDX's profile picture. Current Businessman 👔 Former '17 UO Track and Field Athlete 🐥 A look into my paradise 🌤😌
Austin White
 @WhiteWayPDX
2017年3月8日

"Does anyone know what the relationship 'ISA' pertains to in our database?" Me: ISA knife... #SQLJokes

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FlappyTeam's profile picture. Two players, one device! You will never flap alone.
Flappy Team
 @FlappyTeam
2015年5月24日

RT randyklittle: When DBA's get bored. #indiedev #sqljokes (via TheIndieSloth)

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WarrenFoxley's profile picture. Software Engineering Manager @ Luno 🚀. Previously iOS Staff Engineer. Gamer. Tech lover. All round good guy. Views are my own.
Warren Foxley
 @WarrenFoxley
2017年3月9日

@devconfza - credit goes to @xkcdComic. But little bobby drop tables is awesome #SQLJokes #DevConf

WarrenFoxley's tweet image. @devconfza - credit goes to @xkcdComic. But little bobby drop tables is awesome #SQLJokes #DevConf
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yoav_la's profile picture. Passionate about #Data and #Analytics. #BW4HANA and #SAPAnalyticsCloud certified. When data represents the truth, Analytics becomes successful
yoav Yahav
 @yoav_la
2020年12月17日

No a bad way to start the day... #SQLjokes

yoav_la's tweet image. No a bad way to start the day... #SQLjokes
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FlappyTeam's profile picture. Two players, one device! You will never flap alone.
Flappy Team
 @FlappyTeam
2015年5月27日

RT randyklittle: OK maybe now I'm taking this a bit too far. #sqljokes #indiedev (via TheIndieSloth)

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sadiestlawrence's profile picture. I enjoy creating the future. Currently building @hmcinstitute
Sadie St Lawrence
@sadiestlawrence
2023年2月14日

Happy Valentines Day my friends! Hope you spread some love and a little laughter today 💖 #valentinesday2023 #SQLjokes #datalove #sql

sadiestlawrence's tweet image. Happy Valentines Day my friends! Hope you spread some love and a little laughter today 💖 #valentinesday2023 #SQLjokes #datalove #sql
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