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I will start using Right Join. That guy is lonely. #SQLJokes

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I want kiss you in places that make your eyes roll back like a database. #SQLJokes

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Happy Valentines Day my friends! Hope you spread some love and a little laughter today ๐Ÿ’– #valentinesday2023 #SQLjokes #datalove #sql

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"Does anyone know what the relationship 'ISA' pertains to in our database?" Me: ISA knife... #SQLJokes


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#SQLfamily got any festive #SQL puns or jokes? Let's hear them! #SQLjokes

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I guess 50 Cent is either rich already, or still trying. #sql #sqljokes #jokes Shout out to @DataCamp for providing a solid course and practice problems.

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Shout out to @DataCamp for providing a solid course and practice problems.

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A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?" ๐Ÿป๐Ÿคฃ #SQLJokes #DatabaseHumor


A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Mind if I join you?" ๐Ÿป #SQLJokes #DatabaseHumor


#SQLmeme: - How do you organize a party in SQL? - Yout SELECT a table and JOIN it! #databasehumor #sqljokes #relationaldatabases #programminghumor


#SQLmeme: - Why did the SQL query break up with the database? - Because it couldnโ€™t handle the relationships๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ’” #databasehumor #sqljokes #relationaldatabases #programminghumor


If adding indexes was the only fast move to make queries faster, then why worry about transaction isolation, concurrency, and scalability? Just slap an index on it and chill! ๐Ÿ˜‚ #DatabaseEngineering #SQLJokes #IndexesForDays #TechHumor #DBAProblems #SQLTips #DBATips


A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables, and asks, 'Can I join you?' #SQLJokes


Why did the database go to therapy? Because it had too many relations that were not working! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜„ #SQL #sqljokes #database #relationship #rela


We love football and we love SQL so itโ€™s definitely worth sharing this #sqljokes #squad #son

LGGSComputing's tweet image. We love football and we love SQL so itโ€™s definitely worth sharing this #sqljokes #squad #son

Best thing I have seen all day #SqlJokes

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I will start using Right Join. That guy is lonely. #SQLJokes

Mazi_Obinna's tweet image. I will start using Right Join. That guy is lonely.
#SQLJokes

#SQLfamily got any festive #SQL puns or jokes? Let's hear them! #SQLjokes

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@meowmeownownow @Ltrademark yo mama's so fat I tried to DROP TABLE Yo_Mama but my servers crashed #SQLjokes


"Does anyone know what the relationship 'ISA' pertains to in our database?" Me: ISA knife... #SQLJokes


@devconfza - credit goes to @xkcdComic. But little bobby drop tables is awesome #SQLJokes #DevConf

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I want kiss you in places that make your eyes roll back like a database. #SQLJokes

DwinTheStoic's tweet image. I want kiss you in places that make your eyes roll back like a database. #SQLJokes

RT randyklittle: When DBA's get bored. #indiedev #sqljokes (via TheIndieSloth)


No a bad way to start the day... #SQLjokes

yoav_la's tweet image. No a bad way to start the day... #SQLjokes

Happy Valentines Day my friends! Hope you spread some love and a little laughter today ๐Ÿ’– #valentinesday2023 #SQLjokes #datalove #sql

sadiestlawrence's tweet image. Happy Valentines Day my friends! Hope you spread some love and a little laughter today ๐Ÿ’– 

#valentinesday2023 #SQLjokes #datalove #sql

RT randyklittle: OK maybe now I'm taking this a bit too far. #sqljokes #indiedev (via TheIndieSloth)


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